Police robot knows where it’s at

bgentled · 2019-10-10T16:44:47+00:00

RGTOW

Tacarmato · 2019-10-10T16:09:54+00:00

Woman: "I want to report a crime!" Police robot: "Fuck off!"

fxdbmgtow · 2019-10-10T16:32:04+00:00

Good bot!

ResolvingParadox13 · 2019-10-10T18:00:02+00:00

Robot: "Let me guess, did someone steal your sweet roll?"

Edit: it turns out the reason why this happened is because the robot doesn't actually have a way to contact police, as for now it's placebo

Tyler789228 · 2019-10-10T18:54:29+00:00

I was raped 20 years ago by the guy that may get the job that I want...

Fuck off

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IkemenKyoushi23 · 2019-10-10T18:35:16+00:00

I bet the robot sang "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-10-10T17:26:27+00:00

Some guy probably didn't pay for her lunch.

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2019-10-10T16:50:07+00:00

It’s a Dalek!

ProdigalPlaneswalker · 2019-10-10T17:59:59+00:00

... What song did it sing?

Global_MGTOW · 2019-10-10T17:43:58+00:00

La li lu le lo?

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-10T18:02:51+00:00

Wow. This one isn't even a sex bot and it's still making me splooge. God I love technology.

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-10-10T17:40:09+00:00

LOL.

It would have been even funnier if it had started screaming "Exterminate! Exterminate!" like a Dalek.

DoDo_01 · 2019-10-10T18:39:48+00:00

You sexist piece of metal! Stop the robo-patriarchy!

tchower · 2019-10-10T22:20:29+00:00

The robot started singing “these hoes ain’t loyal” by Chris Brown. And damn, if a rich celebrity is sayin’ that, I’m pretty damn sure it’s true.

johntheother · 2019-10-10T17:04:44+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs

Naehtepo · 2019-10-10T17:56:17+00:00

Haha wtf. Is this real?

grizzer99 · 2019-10-10T17:24:58+00:00

This is absolutely amazing. Thanks for the share

rocko20002 · 2019-10-11T01:57:14+00:00

R2-D2 got badass since he dumped C-3PO.

roy28282 · 2019-10-11T10:43:47+00:00

There was the tiger that attacked the arguing woman in the zoo a while ago. The ideal justice system is probably those robots as cops and tigers as the judges.

Table- · 2019-10-10T17:35:31+00:00

Nice

ThaiEscapePlan · 2019-10-10T18:15:06+00:00

Don't care until it starts indiscriminately tazering people.

TheReidman · 2019-10-10T19:23:31+00:00

I legit had to check and see if this was The Onion. But being real makes it so much funnier.

Reintroversion · 2019-10-11T01:19:35+00:00

This is just disney's new r2-d2 after TLJ lost them a tonne of money

NickTesla2018 · 2019-10-11T03:19:08+00:00

A big law enforcement butt plug.

krusty_fat · 2019-10-10T17:17:22+00:00

Amazing

BlackPillPusher · 2019-10-10T20:33:34+00:00

That's what I'd to to be honest.

Oh, also - the new model sex robot

DasWolffy · 2019-10-10T21:38:40+00:00

The "trundled away" is what really made me laugh.

mblazin1532 · 2019-10-11T01:43:51+00:00

LOL that's fucking hilarious.

Ukhupa · 2019-10-11T05:33:00+00:00

"Shoots laser at woman's head causing it to explode"

"Thank you. Have a nice day."

[deleted] · 2019-10-11T11:03:16+00:00

Fallout has arrived?

ThereIsAlwaysVanilla · 2019-10-11T14:45:32+00:00

***Madam. My sensors are gleaning your vitals and have detected that you are full of shit. Move along, move along. "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..."***

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-10-11T15:10:51+00:00

Move Bitch Lyrics -- Ludacris

[Hook: Ludacris]
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

[Verse 1: Ludacris]
Oh no! The fight's out
I'm 'bout to punch your lights out
Get the fuck back, guard your grill
There's something wrong, we can't stay still
I've been dranking and busting too
And I been thanking of busting you
Upside your motherfuckin' forehead
And if your friends jump in, (Aw girl!) they'll be mo' dead
Causing confusion, Disturbin' Tha Peace
It's not an illusion, we runnin' the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? No nigga!
I'm doing a hundred on the highway

bfte2 · 2019-10-11T15:30:24+00:00

CNN: "RUSSIAN BOT!!"

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2019-10-11T19:29:07+00:00

This bot is highly advanced; it accurately mimics the behavior of real, experienced cops

megachrispercent · 2019-10-12T02:09:12+00:00

I imagined it with Baymax (from Big Hero 6)'s voice and it made it even funnier. Such a pleasant, happy voice telling her "go away. Have a good day!"

Title	Police robot knows where it’s at
Author	AlbertCohol
Upvotes	494
Comments	51
Date	October 10, 2019 4:06 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dg075u/police_robot_knows_where_its_at/
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