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[–]buff_minorcan54 points55 points56 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A wife or GF would never allow such a thing. Always time for a chore or dumb money costing activity.
[–]Saturn198138 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I remember being dragged two miles to go to a farmers market where she walked around for 3 hours and just bought a pumpkin.
[–]buff_minorcan22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always had some inner-MGTOW going in my early 20's while in relationships. Because chics would ask me to do certain things and if I deemed them dumb and a waste of time I'd just be like no. For some reason this both infuriated them made them want my attention more at the same time.
[–]modern_rabbit20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"OMG we should go check out the new Applebee's today!"
[–]CylonSupremacy5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
While I understand your sentiment, I really like Applebee's. Probably unjustly so because I dont have a local one.
[–]CJ_Hunter45[S] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, it’s just frozen steaks
[–]modern_rabbit0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was a kid they had a Where's Waldo? kids menu theme and coloring stuff, that was pretty dope.
[–]CJ_Hunter45[S] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Whenever I get stressed out this guy gives perspective vs. Walter
[–]SupurSAP13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!
[–]Mgtaoteching7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuckin A, man.
[–]thewowdog9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!
[–]ladBiniam5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best comedy ever. It's just a dude who refuses to be disturbed
[–]satansbarbedcock6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even on days you work. Wake up a little early already rested. Time to read or watch some videos in bed.
[–]MesaBoogeyMan6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No kids, no pre made plans. Just doing what the fuck you want.
[–]Robert_Duncan_MacRae5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Dude abides.
[–]Extra_Napkins4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I SAID WE CUT OFF YA CHONSON!
[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes I wake up "grumpy". Other days I let her sleep in...
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[–]buff_minorcan54 points55 points56 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]modern_rabbit20 points21 points22 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]CylonSupremacy5 points6 points7 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MesaBoogeyMan6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Robert_Duncan_MacRae5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Extra_Napkins4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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