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[β]filosophicalaardvark111 points112 points113 points 7 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Do women buy asshole specific soap?
[β]HughJeego57 points58 points59 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't know,but they do make towels that are half white and half brown. So probably.
[β]limpanlimp30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess so! I barely even use soap...
And if i do yes i use the same for my ass and face :D
[β]1sweets20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okokok phew yeah glad I'm not the only one
[β]masterpiece000 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too much information there dude.
[β]muslim-shrek26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if Dove made it, dumb hoes would pay extra for BootySoap, they aren't the sharpest when it comes to money
[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably in the shape a buttplug
[β]jackalhead7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, bro. They just use Nutella for cleaning their butt holes.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought asshole soap was Axe bodywash.
[β]Tyler7892282 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
YES
[β]CiceroVoltaire2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
butt douche? ;)
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They bleach their assholes lol
[β]cenaluc1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not the single mom, they clearly wash the wrong hole with the wrong chemicals.
[β]godworksout0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, they do.
[β]FantasticChipmunk0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes.
[β]PB_NZ0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently
[β]MuayThaiYogi0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This bitch's post doesn't even make any sense. I'm glad I went my own way so long ago.
[β]krazye870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
gdi i choked on my apple lool
[β]DangZagnut66 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Look at miss rich girl that thinks soap costs $3.
[β]turtledoves232 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You can get like 12 bars of zest for that price.
[β][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Irish Spring is cheaper yo
[β]xeq9375 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Those cheap soaps melt away so fast though.
[β]Buddy_42014 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just as a hobby, I enjoy making soap. I get to choose the scent, size and type. It cost me about $6 to make 10LBS and about 2 hours of time spent doing something I enjoy.
[β]Ben_Eszes0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Very interesting hobby you've got there. How does one get into that sort of hobby? Was it by chance or did you meet someone who was involved in it?
[β]Buddy_4201 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well. When I was in middle school, we were doing Pioneer Day, and they showed us how to make soap the old fashion way. Forgot about it for years (decades?) when I saw a TV show about the 1800's. They were making soap, and I thought, I remember doing that. So, Youtube, stop at a hobby shop for molds and a quick lok at Amazon, and I was making my first batch that weekend.
[β]Drayelya2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like 4 bucks gets me a whole pack of IS thatβll go for a month.
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How much can a banana cost, ten dollars?
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[β]immaluckez41 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
U just explain logic which is an alien concept to them.
[+]FantasticChipmunk-15 points-14 points-13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or, we just choose to pay more for a better smelling soap. Have you ever kissed someone whose entire body smells like patchouli and Florida oranges? Probably not.
[β]Blindguybill14 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not true, lots of different stuff goes into soap products. The only difference is not the perfume. I mean I have to do a viscosity test every 2 hours on the stuff and run multiple lab samples just to make sure the formula is right.
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[β]OptimalAdhesiveness2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We believe in you, Mr Durden
[β]godworksout22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men are better at everything than women. Even when it comes to looks.
[β]jackalhead16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We don't even need make up to look good. Just eat healthy. If a woman hasn't soaked her face in all sorts of face paint, she looks like Smeagol.
[β]jfiscal6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disney Land soap is great
[β][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Blasting every part of your body with nine fucking products destroys your shit lmao. Some girls get lucky and figure out exactly all the shit they need but you see girls all the time that are like "I'll wear mascara if it's a REALLY special occasion" and dont wear much makeup and dont sweat the hair/skin care shit as much and look great. Meanwhile Becky over here is destroying her faces natural oil production and is constantly shocked she has horrible ance that she has to cover up with half an inch of concealer that makes the acne even worse lmao
[β]NovaStorm347[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True faxx
[β]Sir_Koopaman16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fun fact: men have naturally thicker eyebrows than women.
Just another aspect of male superiority π€·ββοΈ
[β]Blissbynature16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
If you truly want good skin make your own soap. I use soap that is way, way, way better than store bought and it doesn't cost me 3 bucks a bar. And my personality doesn't suck either.
[β]miss_tappy11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Anyone who has to say they have a good personality doesn't.
[β]hoodie_sleeves11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
iβd say anyone who makes their own soap must have some sort of a personality
[β]miss_tappy6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I dont know. Plenty of soy types and vegans make their one crap. All the hippies and shit. Most of them have about as much personality as a log. I make leather goods for people but that shit don't define who I am.
[β]Blissbynature13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'll explain. The soap I have a good reason for. I have some spots on my skin which become red and flaky and I found nothing over the counter that worked on it. I started making soap because I was looking for a remedy. After a couple recipes that didn't work I tried a recipe with both neem oil and lanolin in it. That soap did work on the red parts of my skin. I'm not really making soap because I'm trying to be Tyler Durden or a hippie. But basically every batch of homemade soap I made was tons better than store bought. You don't realize how bad store bought soap is until you make the real stuff yourself.
[β]cast266 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You have picked my interest. I'll go down the YouTube rabbit hole. Tell my family i love them. Delete my internet history. Tell my exes to go fuck themselves.
[β]Blissbynature4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
'Piqued your interest' bro. Have fun and God speed.
[β]cast267 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the correction βοΈ
[β]ResidentTruck2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
[β]Blissbynature1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dang. That's a bummer.
[β]themonkbear1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can I ask for some recipe bro?
[β]Blissbynature0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
16oz coconut oil, 16oz olive oil, 12oz neem oil, 3oz bag balm. Use a soap calculator to get your sodium hydroxide amount. Superfat @ 1% if the calculator allows that.
[β]RevolutionaryPea70 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tyler?
[β]jfiscal9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Real men use horse shampoo
[β]jackalhead10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Real shampoo use horse men
[β]HughJeego9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Real horses shampoo men.
[β]CastandRefused2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And circus elephant showerheads.
[β]limpanlimp5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And dont forget the towel: Use it, drop it on the flow, it forgets and can be used the next day again! Superb!
[β]krusecontrol916 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We donβt have a wall....
[β]Maximum_Afternoon5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had to check.... Ivory soap, TEN PACK, $3.97 on Amazon.
$3 bar of soap? Sounds pretty fancy if it costs 7.5 FUCKING TIMES what I'm paying for soap.
[β]JayCintheUsa5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every animal on the planet, the male is the better looking sex.
Suck it up buttercup
[β]Drayelya1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβm gonna say yes and no depending on what animal weβre on about. Birds are a pretty good example. Male Cardinals are red and females are a sort of drab color. Humming bird males have a nice red chest, the ladies got nothing. The list goes on of course but, yeah Iβd say in most all cases males are way better looking in the animal kingdom.
[β]dirtydog1132 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$3 bucks for a bar of soap!!!
I buy a set of three bars for $2.50 FFS.
[β]OurHeroXero4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Read this story from a fellow redditor a while back. It goes over their ordeal with using soap on their anus and how it gave them an anal yeast infection.
[β]FishWhisker2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 dollars!? What a damn scam. Two bars of Irish spring for 89 cents.
[β]Captconnor20012 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have good brows and am thicc lmao
[β]Pessimist_realist2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's always about the quick, expensive fix and never about just living healthy.
Cut the stress factors and toxic people, eat healthy, drink water, exersize etc. And all you need to wash your face with is water. No need to fix problems in your face if you don't create the problem in the first place.
Of course with the exceptions of hormonal imbalances/skin conditions...
Simulating the things your body was made for is a great way to get healthy. Think of the stone age etc. (Hunting, gathering, fishing, building, cooking...)
With all of the processed foods now, you're getting a ton of shit in your body which you wouldn't have gotten if you cycled those foods yourself like people used to do for their food.
[β]castlefrankie2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
C'mon guys, I know you're smarter than this.
It is fun to see them get angry over stupid shit like soap though. It just pisses them off that we wipe our ass with the same bar that we use to wash our eyebrows. I use a bidet so never even deal with soap.
Shampoo for the hair and the body. Shave with a safety razor and it's all done in 30 seconds.
TBH, I haven't bought soap in quite some time.
[β]lol69961332 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My soap bar costs me 50 cents and it works perfectly for my hair, face and body (including asshole and groin area) for about a month. Never had any problems and my skin is smoother than a baby's bum.
[β]ItIsABear2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If women hate men so much, why the fuck are they always trying to look like us...? What kinda dumb bitch WANTS to look like a man? And actually SPENDS MONEY to do it. That's just... Well, I guess she is a woman. So, by their standards, this is super smart.
[β]SirYouAreIncorrect2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People still use Bar soap???
[β]purgeallinfidels2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women age like a raisin in the sun, while men age like fine wine.
[β]Jango851 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's because you're ugly. And Soap costs 1,80 miss millionaire.
[β]Csedilla1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Had one girl tell me that my eyebrows were hot, I was thinking, "Okay." *thumbs up*
It's just fucking soap, use it.
[β]RealBiggly1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spends real money to look fake.
[β]sweedev1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's probably just cheap
[β]Blindguybill11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im not trying to get into argument. Guess we will agree to disagree.
[β]Stahlboden1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because you go for chad?
[β]mntefrsh1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$3 bucks for soap? Better be a 3 pack
[β]ruifaf1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3$? Now I understand why my ex called me cheap. I usually get 2 bar of soaps for 2$.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FEMALES ENVY MEN.
[β]ganjabat211 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cause we dont pump our bodies with chemicals and fakeup to look a certain way that society deems "attractive" . Just pure natural testosterone
This is why they ain't got any money they spend Β£20 on shampoo Β£10 on fancy soap Β£25 on conditioner Β£15 on skin scrub Β£25 on lotion Β£15 on moisturiser that's Β£110 when a Β£2 bar of soap would be adequate, on top of that look at the amount of waste chemicals and plastics getting dumped down drains and in the trash, women are the worse polluters in the world I wonder what females verses males carbon footprints are over lets say 5 years.
[β]DarkTruthOfLife1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women use all kinds of overpriced cleansers that are little more than junk science. They then bitch about the cost, when if they simply stuck with a bar of soap vs "ass bodywash", they wouldn't have that problem.
[β]Idiot_Savant_Tinker1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha! Paying $3 for a bar of soap?
I just make my own.
[β]russian_troll0071 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and smells nice too!
[β]menlandedonthemoon1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most women are filthy. I've been with 10's who all took a shower every 2 days, sometimes more. Not to mention their apartments where often a disaster.
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