Bros before hoes

rmullen1282 · 2019-06-21T00:52:15+00:00

Awesome! I had a girl make me choose between my friends or her. I told her to pack her shit and get the fuck out of my house. She of course started crying and said she didn't mean it. I told her no way will I be with someone that wants to control me and doesn't like my friends. I meant every word I said. Be gone wench!

TowerOfMG · 2019-06-21T00:52:43+00:00

If only blue pilled simps could see the power of male camaraderie, which can not be mimicked by a relationship with a woman that is built with straw.

dotslashlife · 2019-06-21T00:55:38+00:00

Friends can last for life. 99% of women you date won’t be around more than a few years.

TheRealEyesWideOpen · 2019-06-21T01:02:50+00:00

Chicks do this all the time. By the time you are 3 mo into dating, they do the creeping doom - remove your friends/family/hobbies.

I only ever give them 1 night a week. The rest is my time. It drives them wild when you turn down sex to go play hockey or scuba dive or hang with your friends.

Hold your frame and you can back burner them and when the mood strikes front burner them. They will eventually leave, they always do, but at least you did it on your terms.

Remember you are the prize; especially when they are over 30.

PS - Woman are incapable of love for a spouse and loyalty. Due to evolution it’s not in their nature.

ConstantChinner · 2019-06-21T00:39:32+00:00

Damn I hope that is real

rocket_man_33 · 2019-06-21T03:57:33+00:00

Exact “ultimatum” my ex gave me. Except it took me maybe 0.001 second to make up my mind. I chose my best friends all day everyday.. women try to isolate you from the whole god damn world. She didn’t like when I was with my family or FaceTiming a life long best friend of mine for too long. I’m So glad I found happiness in being alone. I love going my own way

grizzer99 · 2019-06-21T01:53:05+00:00

Ah man. This made me smile. Like really smile. Thanks for the share

BlackFire68 · 2019-06-21T01:58:16+00:00

I’m not,prone to displays of emotion, but this brought a tear to me eye

totorox · 2019-06-21T01:12:55+00:00

love it when horrid bitches lose to real love

karnamansplainer · 2019-06-21T02:58:57+00:00

And those whores always put their Friends before her boyfriend

AnomieEra · 2019-06-21T04:22:08+00:00

And then they fuck

mgtowalt · 2019-06-21T02:08:40+00:00

That is fucking amazing if true

User_7040 · 2019-06-21T03:24:59+00:00

That was heartwarming. Made my day.

navierstokes88 · 2019-06-21T05:37:24+00:00

The famous so-called "bromance"

BLOOD_PALADIN · 2019-06-21T05:44:17+00:00

MGTOW or not, bros are always first. A girl "loves" you for what you can give her, a bro loves you because what you are.

[deleted] · 2019-06-21T03:31:07+00:00

Again?

AttackinTheCops · 2019-06-21T04:22:15+00:00

Could have been holesome but instead was wholesome.

Redditmau5 · 2019-06-21T03:36:57+00:00

This reminds me of the new Black Mirror episode...

BritneySmears · 2019-06-21T05:26:52+00:00

So wholesome :)

thenotoriousneeks · 2019-06-21T05:33:12+00:00

“Alex, I’ll take things that never happens for $500,” (all jokes aside I really enjoyed this post so please don’t hate me).

punkedout4468 · 2019-06-21T05:34:09+00:00

Obviously fake. You can tell when pic is fake.

SomeElvisFan · 2019-06-21T02:34:02+00:00

“Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.” – Jolene Perry

harryagamez · 2019-06-21T04:08:29+00:00

This reminds me the black mirror's episode about the two black dudes who fucked eachother when playing videogames.

teebone954 · 2019-06-21T04:56:41+00:00

Awwe brooooooo :)

SteeleBeats · 2019-06-21T05:37:22+00:00

That's so wholesome. Really brought a smile to my face.

[deleted] · 2019-06-21T05:59:57+00:00

Its the ultimate shit test and the only way to win is to pull the nuclear option and break up and ghost her.

Dkchawre · 2019-06-21T06:11:17+00:00

😭😭😁😁

tseriesisbiggay · 2019-06-21T08:10:28+00:00

r/badfaketexts

Tokarev490 · 2019-06-21T09:15:05+00:00

That got gay real quick

since25jan2019 · 2019-06-21T02:45:37+00:00

Listen to the last verse....

"The Shed Song" Buddy Wasisname & the Other Fellers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMstlfYgsQQ

Title	Bros before hoes
Author	canieatyourbootylol
Upvotes	833
Comments	63
Date	June 21, 2019 12:38 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/c33ru1/bros_before_hoes/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/bros-before-hoes.442862 https://theredarchive.com/post/442862

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