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[–]Chief_Niggums79 points80 points81 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BUSTED!!!!! Ronald McDonald lookin' ass mother fucka's! I can smell the fish fillet all up in this piece!
[–]PucciSlayer300067 points68 points69 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The pic doesn't even make any se... Ooooohhhhh
[–]Darth_Rodrigo 24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
^ That's me...
[–]GeekazoidNow7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good to know it wasn't just me
[–]vks4561 points62 points63 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true. And the boyfriend would be like " only incels and virgins criticise women. Women are always the victim " 😂
[–]KushKenobi31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Pro tip: turn up the brightness on your device.
[–]Friendlyfire810226 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
very hard to make a girlfriend smarter.
[–]house_monkey14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Calculus can be very hard, making a girlfriend smarter is simply impossible.
[–]Careful_Description1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I did and I don't get it.
[–]butbutbuttwhat 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Look at the lips, and skin surrounding them.
[–]Older_Miggy2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They're red, so what's the point?
Edit: I get the point now, what makes you think the guy hugging her is the boyfriend?
[–]Slavetoeverything0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s my question.
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I see it lol
[–]2MetresAbove 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me of that one time I hit the club. I was completely wasted, just drinking by the table and observing others. Out of nowhere some thot just sat by some random nigga and started making out. When she was done with him, she started looking at me, all smiling and stuff, sending me kisses. I zeroed my drink and bailed the fuck out of there for I could be her next trash in the recycling.
[–]Breguet_772715 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
chad looking at my very soul fuck
[–]labiteatibit2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It could be worst, he could be fucking your girl while he's doing in.
[–]Sir_manalot1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbf, he probably is.
[–]saltycaramel-15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it
[–]nenieco15 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Just look at the face of the womxn and the man behind her ;)
[–]KrombopulosPhillip12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's a better picture, I am mildly color blind or my monitor isn't cranked up to solar ray levels of brightness so i didn't see it before editing the picture
[–]EnglishBob71 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Me either.
[–]ALargeRock24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Woman and man were making out. We can tell because her lipstick is smeared all over the dudes face (in the background) and her.
The guy she is smiling with is likely a boyfriend, which implies she’s a ho, and he’s a simp.
Guy also might not be her boyfriend and she may not be the only chick in a bar wearing red lipstick who made out with someone. What they say about assuming sure fits here.
If your assumptions are true, which I can accept as a possibility (likely the best possibility), then he’s a dude who made out with a chick he just met who has a boyfriend, making them both shit people. We can’t see the “boyfriend’s” face. Was it cropped out because it also was also covered in lipstick, shooting the entire implied narrative in it’s big foot?
[+]IntegrableEngineer-11 points-10 points-9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/woosh
[–]wildfireboat11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude in the background knows...
But he doth not speak.
For she's his Engineering Manager,
who just started last week.
She can't read bits
off a USB port...
"The boys will do it",
and timelines are short.
She's paid $95K
they're all the same
But if the product is late,
the boys get the blame!
Gender does not,
make the Engineer.
One does the work,
while she Instagram's her rear
Our poor friend James knows,
the truth can be seen.
But if he speaks up,
HE gets the guillotine.
[–]unpluggedoasis 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL! I'm sure they have lots of fun couply Christmas things planned coming up too. What a fucking simp the guy is with his arm around her lol
[–]KrombopulosPhillip2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's an enhanced photo for mildly colorblind people like myself
brightness is cranked up and it looks like she just got finished giving Ronald Mcdonald a blowjob https://imgur.com/a/3m0ARBH
[–]SSDan0071 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...his turn.
[–]balancedben 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Defend that bitch in a battlefield. Sign up for selective service men. It's your duty. 😕
[–]Tacarmato0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew.
[–]Sandbagicus0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet his crotch is smeared with lipstick too
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