Only 275 dicks.

William_A_Bishop · 2018-12-04T22:43:57+00:00

And the comment cuck king is.. This guy!

Are you sexually incompatible? Psssht! No! She could be the best thing for you! You have lived in a sheltered little world, and now she has come into your life to open your eyes.

She sounds open and interested in you. Has there been anything in your porn viewings that you wanted to try? She'll be willing to try it, and likely done it enough to know how to do it correctly (ever wanted to try butt stuff? She'll take it without a problem!).

Take the advice of an old man, if this girl is into you, date her, love her, get ready for the best sex of your life, and respect her as the wonderful woman she is.

MadPreacher1AD · 2018-12-04T22:46:27+00:00

I call foul on the one guy per month thing. She has gotten laid at least 3 times a week so it's time to revise the numbers.

52 weeks
× 3 guys
× 14 years
= 2,184 men

She's slept with a small city at this point. She also fails the dick stacking test since the average sexual encounter with a man that has a 6" penis uses the following formula.

14 minutes each sexual encounter
× 30 thrusts per minute
× 12" of penis per thrust cycle
= 5,040 inches that she's had.
5,040"
× 2,184 men
= 11,007,360 inches of man meat run through her tunnel.
11,007,360"
÷ 63,360 inches in a mile
=173.72 miles of penis she's had in 14 years of sex.

Just imagine when she hits 50 and her numbers. If you fell from that height you would be dead since you have achieved terminal velocity.

Now for more fun stuff. She's had this much in Richard Salad Dressing.

3 ml per sexual encounter
× 2,184
= 6,552 ml of Richard Salad Dressing.
6,552 ml of Richard Salad Dressing
÷ 3785.41178 ml per gallon
= 1.73 gallons of Richard Salad Dressing.

Are you disgusted yet? Just imagine all those Eskimo Brothers out there that are connected only through this one woman.

taleksander88 · 2018-12-04T22:16:28+00:00

So much sexual degeneracy now days...smh

[deleted] · 2018-12-04T22:19:00+00:00

1 dick = 1XP

[deleted] · 2018-12-04T22:23:41+00:00

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stephcurryftw · 2018-12-04T22:29:55+00:00

I like how she said "about 275." Like if you have a count in the hundreds, no one says "about" and uses a number that ends in the 5's. It's usually going to be "about 280" or "about 270".

More than likely she knows the exact count of her number and she's proud of keeping up with it like a trophy collection. I guess props to her for having such a stellar accomplishment.

MadPreacher1AD · 2018-12-04T22:29:17+00:00

Well, are we forgetting the "rule of 3"?

Whatever number he says, divide it by 3, which gives us 2/3 = 1 (by rounding up)

Whatever number she says, multiply it by 3, which gives us 275*3=825, still less than 1K. No rounding required.

jhertzog75 · 2018-12-04T22:38:43+00:00

Reading the comments on that board gave me brain cancer.

Im_Talking · 2018-12-04T23:32:14+00:00

Any time you're getting a good blowjob, ask yourself: how did she get so good?

[deleted] · 2018-12-05T02:11:44+00:00

Women are hedonistic as fook.

TigPlaze · 2018-12-04T22:27:09+00:00

Only 275. That's probably a low number compared to a lot of women.

Mgtaoteching · 2018-12-05T00:15:57+00:00

In a row?

[deleted] · 2018-12-05T01:58:33+00:00

They blocked me for telling him to run because she likely has a bunch of stds lol

BadassGT-CS · 2018-12-05T02:24:20+00:00

Man, what a whore.

[deleted] · 2018-12-05T00:07:43+00:00

Nasty

devok1 · 2018-12-05T04:09:28+00:00

This is so disgusting , the wall is coming and that dude is getting the bill.

thompsonh2 · 2018-12-05T08:55:53+00:00

Sounds like 275 idiots if you ask me.

Coom-Bear-Pig · 2018-12-05T22:51:01+00:00

Yikes

Title	Only 275 dicks.
Author	TonyMurguson
Upvotes	42
Comments	76
Date	December 4, 2018 10:13 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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