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[–]80173581 points82 points83 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
So only that dinner.exe missing then and she will truly love me. Good goooooood. ]=)
[–]MadPreacher1AD62 points63 points64 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just imagine when hackers invent malware such as bitepenis.exe or coldshoulder.exe. LOL
[–]80173520 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yikes, now we're talking kink upgrades, aren't we?
Speaking of which, how old looking can I get that mask? I wouldn't want it to be unrealistic compared to what's on the IRL market "for keepers". ]=)
[–]NohoTwoPointOh5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. Naming a piece of malware "Bruxism" is where this gets shitty.
[–]PythonTheSnek4 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'm not buying a sex bot that runs on Windows!
[–]0signal011 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The saddest part is that is it more likely that a machine will love you.
[–]anonymouslionn2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Machine love is more powerful than human love... yup society is doomed xD
[–]memelord360420 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Love doesn't exist. You think I does but no it doesn't
[–]VenetianCares 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i love my dog. i loved my mom. i love certain types of art and food. love does exist, just the lustful ego based love we follow is much more about mating and fucking than about actual care.
[–]MGTOWJayJay4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
needmoney.exe will never have to be coded.. verryyyyyy niceeeeee
[–]8017352 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine all the transactions bandwidth being freed to download pr0n. Or cats. ]=)
[–]DWShimoda20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
In all seriousness, I fail to see any rational basis for making the machine a "lifelike" female-ish thing (least of all a "clown-makeup" faced slut-hoe).
It's like trying to make a car that looks & works like a horse. WTF?
While it was a parody, theOnions' "Samsung Apex" actually made a lot more sense -- focus on the functionality (it's an ORGASM machine!), make it give the BEST blowjob ever, and you won't have to bother with the AI bullshit or the pseudo-female face.
[–]NarutoDnDSoundNinja9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm assuming that this specific piece of technology is going to be a test - bed for when actual bipedal sex dolls become available.
There are already blowjob machines (Autoblow 1&2), but there hasn't been much progress in integrating those machines in sex dolls, which is what I think is going on.
To put it simply, this is one of those steps that is going to get us closer to putting together a fully-functioning, walking, lifelike, sex doll/android.
[–]Spungo1 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't believe I clicked that link with the expectation that it was a real product.
[–]DWShimoda0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So saying it was a parody, and from theOnion wasn't a sufficient hint?
BTW, it doesn't matter, because you WILL get your...
[–]SalvageProbe16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The picture is brilliant. That smug, bearded, manspreading skinhead shitlord, that "good girl!" head grab, that cross-eyed robohoe. This photo triggers faster than a bump-fire stock.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Timetravellingsperm... Aren't you the guy that the state tried to force to pay child support for donating a sperm be4 you were even born?
If so what happened, did you dodge that bullet?
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I am that dude, yes. And yes I dodged a bullet. I went to the local court and showed him my birth certificate and everything. Case was dismissed. It was fucking stupid too.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now THAT is a win. You could have sued for mental anguish / emotional distress.... but it's probably better to walk away with a shit eating grin more than anything :)
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she was just crazy. Nobody in my family knew her. She somehow got ahold of my name and sent a letter
[–]andreas-mgtow1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The even crazier part is that if you had not contested this by their deadline, you'd be on the hook regardless.
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The funny part is that if you knew me irl you’d know I wouldn’t pay it. I’d take this shit to the Supreme Court, make a mockery out of the prosecutor, burn his house down (not really), and get laws changed
[–]User-31f64a4e0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
burn his house down (not really)
At this point, most people believe that the legal system will protect them, and deliver justice.
When people stop believing that, you get vigilantes and angry mobs and revenge murders.
If and when men start to believe the courts are unfair and heavily biased against them ... look out! (Yes, I know, family court already obviously is. Somehow that is not the same as criminal and civil courts.)
[+]PythonTheSnek 7 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck how is that even possible? Full story pls
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Somehow (probably from all these “””data leaks””” happening) some bitch got my information. So she wanted to scam a bunch of men I guess. She sent me a demand letter for 18 years of backpay of child support and alimony. I took it to the local clerk to make sure it’s real. She must have been an idiot but I told her I was still a sperm and egg when that kid was born. Let alone conceived. She told me it would be best to pay because men don’t pay enough child support as it is. I left. Friday I went to court and showed all documentation, her attorney showed up and mine did (he did this for free since slam dunk easy case). I showed driver license and even fucking baby photos to prove I wasn’t alive when it happened. Judge pretty quickly changed his outcome and awarded me 800 in “emotional damages” and for frivolous lawsuits. So I’m gonna probably buy an Xbox one for Christmas with it
[+]PythonTheSnek 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
LMFAO! that bitch had to pay for trying to fuck you over. This is some Justice porn material. Good for you brother. Lol.
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was interesting to say the least. Had an interesting thanksgiving. Went to court and went home to eat turkey
[–]anonymous981017 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
r/dontputyourdickinthat
[–]User-31f64a4e1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man, the amazing subreddits out there.
Went to the one you linked and cracked up at the Amy Schumer picture on the page header ...
[–]Shnook82 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What, you wouldn't want a blowjob from a silicon-covered Meccano set??
[–]Global_MGTOW6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
109 hours? Is the AI barely in middle school?
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least it doesn’t have the personality of s middle schooler
[–]aiden20023 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Showed this to a friend and his response was "They misspelled heroes."
[–]Texalian3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women: "We will never wash your dishes, cook your meals or have sex with you whenever you want!"
Men create sex robots that do exactly that
Women: "Why do you have that! Why aren't you catering us to our needs?
[–]iambriansloan4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hey I'm the inventor of this machine (and the guy in the picture). The media all used this photo so people thought the device was the giant robot, but the Autoblow A.I. is actually the smallish device I'm holding in my hand. It's real, its on Indiegogo now, and its certainly not a parody or something from the Onion.
I invent sex toys, mostly for men, and our current version, the Autoblow 2, has been on sale for around 4 years. I'm dedicated to improving the masturbation experience for men. My goal is to move men away from using plastic cans with fleshy butt holes stuffed into them to using mechanical devices that give the sensation that someone else is causing the orgasm. So far so good.
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You kidding or serious?
[–]iambriansloan2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Of course I'm serious! I get an alert every time the word Autoblow appears online anywhere, so when its on Reddit I check it out and say hello if there's something to talk about. There are a few other threads on r/MGTOW I found regarding the new Autoblow as well. If you are curious to understand what it is, you can read this or this. The giant robot is just a gag I had made for the Indiegogo pitch video.
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s actually really cool. I thought you were trying to say you were him and you weren’t, because people do that. Or they do the “that’s my uncle/dad/ whatever in the photo” so apologies for that.
[–]iambriansloan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All good!
[–]ThaiEscapePlan1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love how her eyes are rolled back.
[–]xinxinel1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
glorious, already sexier and has more substance than previous g/f
[–]reaper_throwaway10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder how they test these things during development lol.
[–]TyrannicalWill0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
tree fiddy a pop, boys
[–]Byron_Blitzkrieg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll buy three
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[–]80173581 points82 points83 points (10 children) | Copy Link
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[+]PythonTheSnek [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck how is that even possible? Full story pls
[–]TimeTravellingSperm 10 points11 points12 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[+]PythonTheSnek [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
LMFAO! that bitch had to pay for trying to fuck you over. This is some Justice porn material. Good for you brother. Lol.
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