I've been on vacation for a while now and my gym membership expired about a month ago (I haven't renewed because I'm moving soon). Since I'm not occupying myself with any sort of mental/physical activity, my mind normally wanders to past memories.

And it's fucking embarrassing. I physically cringe when I remember some of the stuff that happened while I was BP. Although, some of it is actually pretty funny until I remember it happened to me and that a lot of times it was my fault for doing dumb shit, or tolerating it. Anyway, I thought I'd share a few stories so you gentlemen can learn a thing or two and have a laugh at my expense.

My first serious girlfriend hated getting drunk with me. According to her, she didn't want to me to "think badly of her", so we would rarely ever go to a party together, and if we did, she wouldn't drink or allow me to drink. Her solution? She'd split her nights between going out with her friends and spending time with me. She loved having her ladies night out at bars and partying with her girlfriends on one night, and then cuddling in bed with me the next. I was fine with this.

I turned down a stunning tan, tall, 9/10 Italian chick with green eyes because I was "still talking to my ex, and we might still get back together". Little did I know she had already fucked another dude. On my birthday as well.

Received a text from one ex saying she thought I'd "always love her in some way" and that's why she left me, to pursue a relationship with me, one that "is more emotional than sexual. I want something with you, just not as a boyfriend". I always declined her approaches after we split, but it bothers me that I was even seen that way.

Didn't find weird at how hesitant one ex was in changing in front of me. She wanted our first time to be special and always "felt constrained" at the idea of being nude next to me. Which to her was funny, because she would regularly walk out the shower with only a towel on next to her male friends because "it was only platonic. There was nothing there, I never felt embarrassed! LOL xD". Took me months to pass this shit test, and it was a tough one.

Anyway, those are just a few of the gems I remember. If anyone also has a cringe blue pill story they'd like to share, feel free to do so so we can laugh about it.

Lesson Learned:(?) Keep your mind busy improving yourself, past blunders are for you to learn, not to constantly replay in your head.