A long time after realising that MGTOW and TRP were the way forwards, my ex was having one of her fun rants about how hard her day had been looking after our yet-to-walk, barely talking baby when I finally said what I was thinking...

"Any job you can do in your pyjamas whilst watching cbeebies isn't hard work".

Cue a verbal Meltdown and her telling me I was sleeping on the sofa. She looked so fucking righteous.

That's when I sat her down, told her that I'd already got myself a new apartment and I'd actually be sleeping in my own bed, without her fucking bitching and attitude to deal with.

She looked way less righteous about then.