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[–]Gracket_Material70 points71 points72 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
If Brad Pitt can’t keep a woman happy what chance does anyone else have?
[–]teslaistheshit32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My thoughts exactly. Dude is the pinnacle male in today's society and even he got blasted. As someone that's been there done that I to all my friends "why?"
The worse are my friends looking for round 2 of the marriage hell. So sad.
[–]TheGillos7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He was married to a millionaire movie star and another millionaire movie star. He should have married a waitress from Montana who was pretty and sweet. She would appreciate the Pitt.
[–]BuffaloForeskin7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she would get used to it and then want to move on to something better
[–]StyleandSpeed4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But wouldn't she eventually try to sneak a slice out of his pie too?
[–]TheGillos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marry her in Saudi Arabia. Lol
[–]kittyclaw2001 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The A in AWALT is the most important of all!!
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[–]nikosteamer27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
This is 100 % true . I have a 8 inch cock on 2 occasions I have had girls I'm breaking up with say I have a small penis.
[–]t353tfb18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Happened to me once. I told her she had a pussy like a Zeppelin hanger. I'm not sure she got the reference. I should have gone with "it's like slinging a hotdog down a hallway".
[–]teslaistheshit5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or tic-tac to a whale.
[–]swapnilsathe10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use train station. If you know what I mean hahahahahahahahaa.
[–]XRBislife8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dick shaming is one of their favorite tactics for sure. I use to care, like many others. In reality its their pussy that expands to accommodate your size. So its technically on their end... over expansion or in other words they were over excited to have sex with you.
[–]Infinitewisdom19846 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lmao then you pull up google "bitch I'm in the 99th percentile, what alien species are you fucking with?"
[–]nikosteamer5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats actually how I found out I wasn't small .
The 2nd time it happened I just told her she was pathetic and walked away.
No point engaging that level of crazy bitch
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good luck explaining to her what a percentile is.
[–]Ih8Feministsandsjws24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Broke nigga" because he won't spend all of his money on her pointless needs and wants.
[–]rockorbe200219 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In all fairness, he probably doesn't have a Nike shoe endorsement term, so in her book, he's a broke nigga.
[–]Bestoftherest22217 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeap no nike deal, no addias deal. Home boy is only worth tens of millions. Broke as fuck.
[–]NWTD27609 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Background Story is
When he was doin fine she was all good, then he was down with injury then she did show her true colors
AWALT
[–]MEXwaapaaa64 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Broke Small duck Weal sex game Loser
Things every whore says when they get dumped
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was done in order to up her status in the eyes of others. It’s telling them that even though he’s got a ton of money she deserves more. It’s all about status to them.
[–]Profitglutton2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's so used to her standard cookie cutter insults that she forgot she was dealing with a 10 percenter lol
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
GUYS...YOU'RE ALL MISSING THE REAL LESSON HERE.
Dejounte Murray is out for the year. i'm sure he has a decent net worth but he's out this year and who knows how he'll play coming off a serious injury, maybe his career and thus NBA earnings will be effected going forward. this is a clear example of a woman finding any weakness unacceptable. oh you have cancer, i'm dumping you for a different man. Callum Von Moger has the same shit, hottest girlfriend ever, a literal 10/10 giga-chad. two serious injuries, totally threw his career off track, hurt his chances for endorsements and competitive bodybuilding. she dumped him that week!
[–]httk130 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's exactly what I was thinking... that this happened immediately after he tore his ACL
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