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[–]Infinitewisdom1984145 points146 points147 points 7 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
Ah consent videos. Next we'll have drawn up contracts on which specific movements and acts are okay and which aren't. lmao I can see the headlines now,
"woman sues man for breach of consent contract after tip of penis slips and touches asshole"
"man counter-sues, claiming woman purposely touched his wiener with her asshole while also sticking her finger up his ass"
"Man is sentenced to 10 years in prison for breach of sexual contract. Woman deemed 'unable to give consent via signature'."
[–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
At this point Dave Chappelle is a walking documentary with some of his skits especially the sexual contract.
It was funny nearly 15 years ago now it's like "Bro did she sign the contract".
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MGTOW is much easier :)
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[–]Infinitewisdom198417 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Unless you're banging 7+/10's how is abstaining even hard nowadays? rofl, most women are ugly af without filters and angle shots. Weird shaped bodies, caked on makeup, drawn on eyebrows, cellulite, stretch marks, fat rolls, wrinkles, acne, thinning hair.
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[–]Mintoxicatedlyace2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah but they’re definitely getting worse here for sure. Full arm Tatts, bull dyke nose rings, pink hair, feminist haircuts. :(
[–]Infinitewisdom19841 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, yeah might be harder to abstain there lol
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Finding reasonable looking women that have good personalities and aren't entitled princesses, much harder.
All of them are secretly entitled, they won't admit it though.
[–]Roastie_haiku_bot7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The fake eyelashes are my biggest turn-off atm. They look like cockroaches, wtf??
[–]ThirstySasquatch5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fake nails for me. Those big ass plastic things. Screams entitlement as anybody with those things can't do a damn thing in their own.
Also an inch layer of makeup is a great way to turn me off haha
[–]Roastie_haiku_bot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are the biggest frauds and liars, but claim that MEN are.
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Of course, doesnt cost much either without any headaches/drama.
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[–]EvilPencil1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not sure why you got downvoted... In the USA, since prostitution is illegal (for both parties) she could claim rape, then you reply "Nah, biotch I paid 'yo a... Oops..."
[–]Sir_manalot1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Many people here are pretty emotionally weak.
They want the truth to align with what benefits them.
Say anything anti-incel, anti-trp or anti-tradcon and you will more then likely get some downvotes just because you said something that they didn't like.
[–]StrongAttitude0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wise choice
[–]Sir_manalot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Toady's satire is tomorrows reality.
And now we are currently making jokes that rejecting a girl is rape...the future is fucked harder then my 1st ex.
And she got gangbanged on a weekly basis.
[–]MGTOWJayJay9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
At this point right now in this day and age, you say “fuck it, I’m going monk mode, not worth that bullshit. “
[–]MGTOW_monk_mastery5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, all this bullshit (3rd-wave feminism, #metoo, legal system, enshrined social misandry) has really put into perspective how much I REALLY care about sex at this point in my life (early 30s)...
answer is... "not all that much now that I really think about it"
[–]John_Allen_Reever4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This was a major subplot to an awesomely terrible 80s post apocalyptic movie, called Cherry 2000.
[–]danielle23392 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've been trying to remember the name of that movie for YEARS! thank you. Now I can die in peace.
[–]waterfat2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cherry 2000 was prescient
[–]LexGrom0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woman deemed 'unable to give consent via signature
It's highly probable that lawyers will be signing sex contracts soon
[–]LogicBeforeEmotions0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell, that was funny! 😂😂😂
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[–]ideserveall24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep. Im pretty sure any recordings and contracts will be dismissed anyway if she claims rape.
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Bingo
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he forced me to consent, because he looked like he wanted it and if i said no i was afraid he'd just rape and kill me even though he gave no indication of violent behavior hashtag believe women.
[–]wildfireboat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The more female and weak male judges, the more likely contracts will be revoked.
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[–]Why_should_I_mayne52 points53 points54 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget 10 witnesses needed to corroborate the consensual event in addition to written consent, vocal consent, video consent, tape, and audio recordings of said event. And continuously asking for consent every 5 seconds to confirm that the act remains continuously consensual throughout the given time frame.
[–]DocHolliday22648 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I believe the law requires consent at every thrust, not every five seconds. Lol
[–]Why_should_I_mayne19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're right. Written, audio, and video consent before every thrust, with careful observation by the lawyer to approve validation of said consent.
[–]treble-n-bass7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For some reason, I’m imagining a plot for a futuristic science fiction movie right now ...
i consented to 250 thrusts. and he went for 255. those 5 thrusts were rape.
why do i have a feeling that man would still get convicted.
[–]Dynamitking12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just make a porn video at this point haha
[–]Veortox2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck this I'm just gonna bust a nut in a tissue and parachute it into her pussy
[–]Roastie_haiku_bot5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AIR ASSAULT CONFIRMED! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[–]HHCY2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RemindMe! 4 years.
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you forget they also need a notary office to stamp and sign the documents.
[–]jason100929 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The Chappelle Show was way ahead of it's time.....from the late 90s.......
https://vimeo.com/183089808
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that was like 03/04 ... still ahead of its time tho, immediately what I thought off
[–]cleats4u32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What about ongoing consent the feminists put in the legal language. The whole encounter must be video taped or a legal rape may have occurred every 5 seconds! You could rape a woman 100 times during the same sexual encounter. That is 2500 years in prison! Outside of that you need your attorney present during copulation.
[–]LexGrom4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You could rape a woman 100 times during the same sexual encounter. That is 2500 years in prison!
Bhahaha
[–]MGTOW_monk_mastery1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao
[–]LJHova33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A few highlights from the article with some thoughts on the logic or lack thereof.
"I’m a militant advocate of better consent education, and the employment of enthusiastic giving and requesting of consent in bed, but still, this felt odd."
So she's all about consent, but feels odd when asked to provide proof that she's consenting to sexual intercourse. Either she's not a sex-positive as she claims she is or she simply doesn't like the fact that she's now more accountable for her actions. The hamster doesn't like the fact that it can't shift the blame and protect itself from feeling icky, so it momentarily stopped running on its wheel.
"It’s easy to understand why having a record of a sexual partner’s consent would feel important. But the implication is that those in a position of power are the ones who need protection, and that’s just not true."
This is an odd statement all around. She's poisoning the well by suggesting that it is the men who are in the position of power and then using that false supposition to run away with some rather dubious thoughts. I truly logical approach would be to ask who really has the upper hand in this situation. Assuming that the guy is not a rapist, and despite what most feminist want us to believe the vast majority of men or not, then it could easily be argued that the person he's having intercourse with is the one with the power. Thanks to the hysteria whipped up by feminists, women can now claim sexual assault even if they gave consent originally. The #believeher and #metoo movements have put the Accused at the disadvantage and have put due process into serious Jeopardy. It's naive at best, but mostly intentional dishonesty, to claim that the person asking for consent is the one with the power. That person is actually the most vulnerable.
"In reality, the vitriol that victims of rape and sexual assault are subject to is enough to put anyone off making a false report. "
Again, she's making an assertion without any evidence to back it up. We know from statistics and police reports that. Claims of rape and sexual assault are relatively common. The numbers vary based on the jurisdiction, time of year, population involved, Etc. However, false allegations of sexual assault range from 10% to as high as 40 or 50%.
" So what’s the easiest way not to need that consent recording? Just don’t rape someone."
Again, her lack of logical thinking, has resulted in a fallacy. In this case, she's presented the old folks dichotomy fallacy, insisting that there are only two options don't rape and be fine or rape and potentially be accused. Unfortunately, there are multiple other options including rape and nothing happens or, the most worrisome for men, get consent and don't rape but still get accused by a woman who later regrets her actions or simply wants to the exact Revenge.
"What kind of sex is this person consenting to, what protection do they want to use? Most crucially, though, consent can be withdrawn at any time. "
And here we get to the heart of the matter. Even if you recorded consent video, it isn't going to do much, because the woman is simply going to claim that while she can send it the sex she didn't consent to a particular kind of sex. She'll claim that she only expected you to thrust 100 times and you thrusted a hundred and ten times, thereby violating the balance of her consent and becoming a rapist. She also makes the false claim that consent can be withdrawn at any time. This isn't true. Consent cannot be withdrawn, for instance, after the sexual act is completed. You can't retroactively withdraw consent, but that's precisely what the women want to be able to do. They want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to be able to have sex and also be the victim because being the victim is the popular thing to do. It's like wearing yoga pants and drinking Starbucks was 5 years ago. The new trend is to be a victim and it will eventually give way to something else, but in the meantime thousands if not hundreds of thousands of innocent male lives are being destroyed.
[–]Roastie_haiku_bot11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dated a female vice cop many years ago, before all the MeToo hysteria. She drunkenly admitted she and her colleagues thought 90% of RAAAPE claims were bullshit. I mentioned it to my dad, a former military cop, and he said 'more like 98%' lol.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's always the same. anything a man does can be considered rape. men react by saying, ok, well we're going to protect ourselves by requiring written consent or just not dating and women reply, omg, what kind of rapist are you that you have to go to such lengths, if you were a real man you wouldn't need that because you'd be treating women right, you must be a rapist for trying to protect yourself.
[–]ThirstySasquatch2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It makes a woman responsible then and thats their kryptonite
[–]TheImpossible116 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"but relationships with wymyn are not a minefield" - r/inceltears
[–]BlastedMTorr1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The subreddit of ugly women and the men who worship them.
[–]Roastie_haiku_bot3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
men
SOiBOis
[–]BlastedMTorr1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aha! I forgot that. Bah fuck all of 'em.
[–]LexGrom-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If u're fucking a mommy, they're indeed not one. Trading sanity and God only know how much money for forced or actual fetish is questionable
[–]TheImpossible11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What?
[–]Sol_Install8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too much nonsense.
[–]DarthSchadenfreude8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck all THOTs, which at this point is close to 100% of all women. (Or rather DON'T FUCK THEM)
So much simpler to use a fleshlight, and I don't have to worry about incurable STI's or #meToo, or RapeByMeansOfRegrettingSex.
When I can afford it, I will get a sex doll.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bro if I gotta do all this nonsense I'll just go get a fleshlight or a bottle of lotion.
[–]MGTOW_monk_mastery2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
tens of thousands of men thinking along the same lines rn bro
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there is one right here! here is the honest truth. a fleshlight feels better than even a pure virgin pussy. hate on me but its true. not only does it feel better but the orgasm is much better because you can control the rhythm much better whereas in sex is much more exhausting.
[–]tramese4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
don't forget this also has to be passed through senate and congress before valid.
[–]TheImpossible10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wrong country.
This only has to pass through a committee of women and equalities, to a female leader, so it's basically done.
[–]MrBluePill4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Asking for consent is creepy, Not asking is rape. The only winning move Is not to play.
Artificial sex until casual sex enters legal contract stage if ever
[–]lulz3r3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It still seems like an unnecessary risk. Maybe a before and after video, but even then.
[–]DankoJones842 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Remember when Dave Chappelle did that skit about "the love contract"? Welp.. It's not a joke any more.
[–]LexGrom-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cherry 2000
[–]MiddleAgedMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
CYA. It’s a smart play.
RealDoll. It's a smart splooge.
[–]Pacifist111 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://youtu.be/urS8GmwmeWQ?t=52s
[–]BitcoinBoffin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Canada already torpedoed this https://youtu.be/hrYuEC_kxtc
[–]GemStarCN210 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
What the fuck is going on??
Btw here's the Cherry 2000 dating contract scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urS8GmwmeWQ
Worthless: as soon as it'll catch up, it'll be outlawed/made irrelevant
Just don't engage
A blue-balled judge will throw out any video if the foid tearfully explains she felt 'threatened', and was forced to do it.
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The very fact that consent can be retroactively withdrawn 30 seconds, 30 days or even 30 years after the act means that from a legal standpoint, all sex is rape, I suggest you go monk, wank off to porn or get a doll if you must get your rocks off.
[–]felizmentefeliz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope some day all men will be awaken, the only way wahmen will have sex is with a dildo, and the only job they’ll get is surrogacy. Kind of more twisted Handmaid’s Tale.
[–]badaboomxx0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why risking it all, just don't play the game.
[–]NotTheRedSpy7-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do false rape allegations factor in with this?
[–]Trail_of_Jeers-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Assuming I date again, I've been planning to do this since 2013.
[–]dreamiiing-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, with all the false allegations, this isn't too bad an idea. It's sad that everyone has to be paranoid these days about everything.
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