A group of misogynistic, hateful men who spend their days behind a computer trashing women and then crying “why can’t I get laid??!?” Wonder why they won’t they date all you “fine” gentlemen?

astuteglute · 2019-04-21T15:38:48+00:00

Who hurt you?

anongogogo · 2019-04-21T15:42:11+00:00

Oh shit, it's Chad! Why so mad? Are you swimming in STI's from thots?

DerdyG · 2019-04-21T15:55:46+00:00

OMG we are getting bullied on the internet, maybe we should just go back to worshiping females so that they stop bullying us. You see we care about what others think about us so I think the only way for us is to love them and sacrifice ourselves for them, that would also probably get us laid coz getting laid is so important.

GrisBosque · 2019-04-21T15:42:28+00:00

These are so funny....

Like we dont realize what women are really like?

Like theyre supposed to be some kind of a prize?

😂

Thanks! you made my day...

cant-stand_ya · 2019-04-21T15:59:03+00:00

Um...This is mostly guys who have been divorced or see women for what they really are. I'm 27 and had sex with over 50 women by the age of 24. We love ourselves more and know how to think with the right head. But i mean hey if you want to live a certain way by all means you go do that. Statistics and numbers don't lie. I wish you the best and hope you figure life out for yourself.

Sir_manalot · 2019-04-21T15:41:05+00:00

Pretty sure you meant to post this to r/braincels

Unthotful · 2019-04-21T15:53:29+00:00

I personally know Chad Chadderson and he has never uttered the word "misogynistic" unironically. In fact, I doubt he even knows the word.

I think whiteymcknightey stole Chad's login info.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-04-21T16:09:37+00:00

oh no, you got us! What ever shall we do now?!

I wish I had a woman instead of living my life for my self, doing what I want, where I want, how I want, when I want. /s

I guess I'll just keep going my own way, enjoying my life, living at the beach, watching my wealth grow, pick up tourist girls for pump and dump while planning my future.

Here are some highlights of my miserable, misogynistic, hateful life behind a computer:

This past week I repaired my boat trailer, I'm slowly building a stone patio at my beachhouse, and I'll be getting new railings for my porch, so I have a better view of the salt marsh and river.

This week I'll be traveling for business meetings, staying in a fine hotel, fine cocktails and dining in fine restaurants, and maybe find a thot that hangs out at these places for me to use.

I'll be taking sailing certification classes this summer, navigation certification classes in the winter, and do this for the next few years as I look for my new oceangoing sailboat.

Later this year, I may go to Asia, trying to decide where and how many places.

I'll be mowing the lawn later today once it's cooler outside, after lunch I'll go to the archery range with my new bow, then ride my bike on the beach at low tide this evening, before heading to a local place for fresh local seafood for dinner. Then I'll have a nice drink on my porch and watch the sunset over the salt marsh and river, listening to the sound of the ocean waves in the distance.

Too bad I don't have a woman to ~~spend~~ waste my time and money on! I mean I could be doing things or going to touristy places I have no interest in, shopping for expensive useless trinkets, listen to nagging, complaining, emotional roller coaster from misery to pleasure, or even arguing about stupid shit constantly, with high levels of stress, and have my things broken and destroyed, maybe even lose half my wealth (again) and have to pay (again). If I'm real lucky I could get starfish sex or a false accusation and have my life destroyed, maybe even lose my freedom. What was I thinking, living my life for myself!

Indifferent, invisible, selfish, avaricious. Works for me.

Thanks for caring though, I'm fine.

Non serviam.

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2019-04-21T17:00:08+00:00

Crying "why can't I get laid???"

lmao, where do you people get this shit? Find me the post on here where someone is complaining that they "can't get laid". For fuck sake, getting laid is easy.

Zilo88 · 2019-04-21T15:45:51+00:00

I'm a virgin and expect to remain so my whole life. I'm not hideous and with the existence of meat markets like Tinder, my virginity is a choice. When sex is obtainable outside relationships, what's the point of dating?

krenovinspired · 2019-04-21T15:59:32+00:00

I'll let my kids and grandchildren know I could never get laid.

Aren't you original? /s

cryptotim70726 · 2019-04-21T16:44:03+00:00

All that being said by someone who has to hide behind a new account.

Yeah, your opinion really matters. /s

Maximum_Afternoon · 2019-04-21T17:03:35+00:00

What I love about the "can't get laid" insult is the implication that all women are good for is fucking.

If you say so OP...

DangZagnut · 2019-04-21T16:00:30+00:00

Who cares about getting laid? You must be confused, but then you are a textbook sexist.

DrFeelFantastic · 2019-04-21T17:55:38+00:00

I suspect that you are in fact a female who's no longer able to take advantage of a man since he's found us.

Uttfttufftcytfcctf · 2019-04-21T16:10:09+00:00

Who hurt you?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-04-21T16:27:27+00:00

Our daily douche canoe. Thank you for your insight and wisdom. You make the world a better place.

cryptotim70726 · 2019-04-21T16:46:16+00:00

P.S. 5 kids, 6 grands, and I still get laid more than you, OP.

2019-04-21T15:40:43+00:00

I use a cellphone

paytaxStr8FaxitsDAX · 2019-04-21T15:43:51+00:00

We dont want a date buddy thats the point ur missing

Lawuhiku · 2019-04-21T16:22:42+00:00

Pretty sure they would "date" us if we were interested.

Care to explain your logic, brainlet?

SomeGhostingGuy · 2019-04-21T18:59:31+00:00

Why complain? More women left for you!

tdh792 · 2019-04-21T19:04:49+00:00

She's so right. I should get married again and have more regrets.

A "No ragret" tattoo would be a nice addition.

L8L8 · 2019-04-21T19:30:32+00:00

Damn you sound really hurt, i guess you've hit THE WALL and no man your age want you.

Blackphish88 · 2019-04-21T22:06:03+00:00

Lol. Your sauce is so so weak.

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