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[β]bluescape6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably related to impostor syndrome, and probably related to the fact that you have internal ethics that make you feel like if you're being paid to do something, you better be doing something and not just sitting around with your thumb in your bum.
[β]rockorbe200227 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CEOS assistant? More like the CEO's ass, amirite?
[β]Thevoiceofreason4207 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We use to have a gal like that at our office. She was always on her phone. Every other week one client would come to pick up the payroll for his business and he was a real straight shooter, said whatever he was thinking didn't give a dam if he offended anyone. One day he walked in looked into her office saw her on the cellphone yet again and said, if you worked for me I would fire your ass her expression was priceless lol.
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[β]TheMarvelousSchmuck1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've known many guys who will complain about women one minute, then the moment they are in her presence they become her little toys.
At my old college, there was a chick who I heard some of the guys around me complain about, saying she never did any of her own work and brown-nosed her way through classes. Yet the instant that she came around, the guys that were complaining about her are front and center to help her out.
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Lmao this is funny as hell
[β]cleats4u33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
160k a year too.
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[β]bluescape3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean at 160k a year you could probably pay off those loans pretty quickly if you actually put money towards it.
[β]kingullu46 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
160k a year but still manages to end up taking out loans. Has saved Β£0 for the last 3 years and wonders when she'll get a turn of luck.
[β]casra88823 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Work in IT, ost of the women we work with show up late, leave early, and do jack shit while they are here. During flu season last year, every one of the was off. 4 women for 4 to 5 days. How did it affect our workload? It was slightly lighter. Let that sink in. 6 guys, 4 women. 40% of our team was gone. It got slightly easier. Equal work? What a joke!
[β]EvilPencil5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally negative productivity!
[β]c001hax0r1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am probably half way around the world. The pattern is exactly the same here. Guys "work", the women are busy with potlucks, seminars (diversity, women open forum and women leadership) and cultural activities.
Once in a while HR puts up banners advertising that they are doing diversity hiring and that we need more women leaders.
[β]Altertum24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Already Had painful experience how woman Work in the Office while in did my apprenticeship as Office worker.
[β]Gordon-G21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spot on bro...they waste more freaking time doing absolutely nothing and then complain how busy they are
[β]golfgod9318 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Been keeping tabs on my Assistant Manager's arrivals every morning in a private note on my phone. For whatever reason, it's completely okay for her to arrive 2 or 3 hours late, but if I call-in literally throwing up, it's a big deal. Hell, sometimes the bitch doesn't even show up until after lunch. It really makes me wonder how in the fuck she pays her bills. I swear to God she's gotta be blowing my manager or something to get her full paycheck.
[β]exForeignLegionnaire19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
She is...
[β]golfgod937 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
She walked in at 10:15 today. We're supposed to be here at 8. She comes in talking on her phone all nonchalant like she owns the place while the rest of us have been busy the last 2 hrs. In about an hr, she'll take a break to go to the gym. Then, she'll take another break to eat lunch. I am really having a hard time keeping my mouth shut about this. I don't dislike her, I just hate the double standards and the way she comes in like it's no big deal to anyone, like she's SUPPOSED to be late...
[β]ovrload1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Is she good looking?
[β]golfgod931 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A little on the BBW side, light skinned. 2 kids. Overall, about average... maybe the head game is super on-point though. Or maybe they feel sorry for her. She always has crazy stories or excuses on why she isn't able to come in or why she's late.
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BBW
obese
[β]golfgod930 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More or less, yeah haha
[β]golfgod931 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TODAY, THIS BITCH CAME IN 3:15. WTF?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
[β]buildthewallalready0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably.
[β]apugsthrowaway5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but if I call-in literally throwing up, it's a big deal.
You're the one actually doing work and they know it.
[β]dinker9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Type "Facebook" into Google homepage
[β]JFL2111 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why?
[β]BottleCap-SnackTrap-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's basically saying that this type of female could literally be acting like she's busy doing work without looking at social media on her phone, but instead on the computer screen.
[β]Mora6167 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And then she fucks her boss or moves to California so she becomes a manager just for not having a penis ππ» then sales drop dramatically.
[β]kingullu44 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As soon as she knows her time is up cue the sexual misconduct/rape allegations.
[β]BlasphemousMGTOW5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
jajajajajajajaja
[β]Mad_King7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I am in the same office with a group with a female leader. Bitch made company kicked 1 female worker because leader female does not work enough and one of the female worker keep overtiming almost every day to keep the group work up. Overtimer was bitching about her leader do not work enough, after some time her leader made general leader to kick the overtimer because of bitching (overtimer was %100 right). They came with security, grab her laptop and make her collect her desk right away. Never fuck with bad bitches in office, they are very dangerous, fellas. She was head of 4 with herself, all left the group (1 kicked 1 resigned 1 moved to another department). Now she gather 3 different people and all are bored and do not like her.
Another different thing with her; she was under another head before this job with a normal employee title. She do not do her jobs, just hang out at office and chatting and making tea and coffee, anything but working, her leader (male) keep talking with her on internal chatting system. Some time later this chatting is close to mobbing. She screenshot all chats and put it in a presentation she was suppose to give to human resource. She makes it like she was made a mistake but totally showing other person in a situation like mobbing. Other leader still in the company but this bitch gets a shut up promotion. Now she gives misery to others with a bigger salary and still very little to no working.
What a joke this is.
[β]LeafFallGround5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's terrible π
[β]that_nast6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot the part where she casually puts down her phone like she wasnt looking at it for the past half hour.
[β]Dank_Meems7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Next time you see a girl on her phone, watch what she does. it's literally nothing. they just open and close different apps, mindlessly being on their phone, waiting for the next insta update from all the thirsty dudes they wouldn't actually talk to in real life, but crave the attention of on the internet.
[β]William_A_Bishop0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Huh, i wondered why their phones always seem to be blowing up. Never thought they could just be trying to look "busy"
[β]deathtocontrollers4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
And the ones who work for the government. They get paid by our tax money. Your tax money is going to cunts who just sit on their asses. Awesome, right?
[β]deathtocontrollers0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sitting on their asses in their nice air conditioned offices, chatting with Chads online.
[β]MesaBoogeyMan2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Missing grande Starbucks
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this meme is rape
[β]1v1crown1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm dead... thats hilarious
[β]robowriter1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Would you please get some work down <Ms Dopey>. Probably where most of the claims of sexual harassment started. Women defending their right to work at nothing, really well.
[β]PanderjitSingh_k0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surely thatβs a man?
[β]call_me_sensei0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spot on lmao
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Definitely an executive assistant
[β]EvolvingSomewhere0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My stomach hurts πππππ
[β]Roastie_haiku_bot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she is a he..
I30k a year salary for chilling out at the office, id take that job in a heartbeat
What does this even mean?
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[β]jrpark052 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL.
[β]kingullu40 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha
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