That’s not suspicious

shadowhawk113144 · 2018-09-30T16:03:46+00:00

Stop laughing and break up with the animal before you get arrested for self defense.

strscott · 2018-09-30T15:46:22+00:00

But now she can’t post on Instagram for attention and check her tinder matches

kaczan3 · 2018-09-30T18:34:39+00:00

But it's men who are addicted to video games and have problems, right?

TowerOfMG · 2018-09-30T15:56:46+00:00

I too would use my hidden potential to keep my ~~cheating evidence~~ porn hidden

801735 · 2018-09-30T19:27:42+00:00

She obviously has nothing to hide on her phone, especially the sext messages with pics/vid and call history?

BTW is that... blood on the... it is, isn't it?

your_inner_asshole · 2018-09-30T18:42:46+00:00

That’s not at all hard to do. The inside of those doors are literally cardboard.

PopCultureMGTOW · 2018-09-30T16:36:27+00:00

Gentlemen, a keen sleuthing skill has allowed me, MGTOW Holmes, to identity the perpetrator of this despicable act. A perpetrator that is still on-scene, hiding in plain sight. ICEHOUSE! Roll your canned self over from that wall so that you may face justice.

goodeival · 2018-09-30T16:23:47+00:00

Alright, keeping it real, I'm MGTOW and all, but I'm sure the original caption was of a guy who broke that door down, cause his girl was checking his phone. I absolutely do not believe that there is an average lady out there with such strength to violently destroy a door like this.

your_inner_asshole · 2018-09-30T19:54:07+00:00

This is why I consider smart phones a curse on modern civilization.

rooster-one4 · 2018-09-30T18:30:00+00:00

Looks like someone gets a DV charge and a comfortable bed for the night, elsewhere.

discreetecrepedotcom · 2018-09-30T20:27:03+00:00

Someone must have released the Kraken.

DanTheMGTOW · 2018-09-30T21:22:29+00:00

I feel sorry that the damage has been done to the apartment/household. It is a pricey fix for a temper tantrum.

Now, I don't know who the female is. Wife, girlfriend, room mate, friend, family member.... I am curious to know if they are going to help pay and build up what they tore down? I mean, this is an excellent metaphor for what is happening. Women know that guys are fragile doors and can be knocked down.

To protect evil, some structure will be destroyed. It is how evil prevails. I wonder if she let out a big "RƐƐƐƐƐƐƐƐƐ!!" before she went smashy smashy.

MeEvilBob · 2018-09-30T23:26:39+00:00

Reprhase that to "all I did was exist when she lost her phone but refused to accept responsibility for her own mistakes".

Dump her now, don't think about how you're gonna do it softly, just walk right up and say "get the fuck out of my house".

DisinfectantSolution · 2018-10-01T00:32:17+00:00

He's either dating an aggressive black chick. Or a heavyset white woman. Either way, run.

I-spy90 · 2018-09-30T19:11:26+00:00

I knew my girl was cheating when something similar to this happened to me while handing her the cell that got a text amidst the night. Another one before did the same and called the cops on herself playing victim. She was arrested. Next time your girl fights you not to touch her phone, ya know what's up. Probably one of your friends breaking her vagina low-key

Supersonic_staples · 2018-09-30T19:52:25+00:00

Looks about right

discreetecrepedotcom · 2018-09-30T20:27:09+00:00

Someone must have released the Kraken.

TheBattlingBastard · 2018-09-30T22:00:21+00:00

She is fired

CommanderHeMan · 2018-09-30T23:30:31+00:00

It’s just your turn

robowriter · 2018-09-30T23:56:13+00:00

Never date anyone who can kick your ass.

JFL211 · 2018-10-01T04:03:37+00:00

Teehee girls are so fierce and outspoken!

bakedhashbrowns · 2018-10-01T04:20:34+00:00

There’s literally blood on that door.

ThirstySasquatch · 2018-10-01T09:58:58+00:00

Her sneak obviously isn't very high. Neither is his intelligence/wit.

TheOnlyThing-Sufjan · 2018-10-01T10:23:01+00:00

If this is real then probabbly she has something on her phone he was not allowed to see, so cheating/nudes/ex contacts ect ect. Good reason for a guy to be doubtfull and break up.

escalover · 2018-09-30T23:35:35+00:00

Fuck! He’s gonna find out he’s not the father!!!

2018-09-30T23:53:10+00:00

Simpy boi don't get it lol what a tool.

Cristi_Tanase · 2018-09-30T20:20:07+00:00

give her a plastic substitute dude, the addicts need some kind of support drug while they recover ...

Title	That’s not suspicious
Author	Celticfan93
Upvotes	316
Comments	42
Date	September 30, 2018 3:36 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9k78rk/thats_not_suspicious/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/thats-not-suspicious.483007 https://theredarchive.com/post/483007

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