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[–]DavidShekelburg 53 points54 points55 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Google needs to tweak their algorithm; its estimate is too low.
[–]Red_Pill_Dynamics30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Way too low. 22?
Per day?
[–]hamburgerstake8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
22 is correct, but she's 13 years old.
[–]house_monkey6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Not be that guy, but that's a great ass for a 13 year old
[–]hamburgerstake3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey man, if there's grass on the field, play ball.
[–]mma135792 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If there's grass on the field then cut it down, then play ball lol
[–]BigMawsmidget 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should be relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxquHcfxaBY
[–]Pk_s_to_the_yizzle2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot the "1" in front of the 22.
[–]KushKenobi46 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I was gonna say only 22 is pretty lucky to find by itself lol. My first girlfriend at 17 said she'd been with 50 other guys. Didn't tell me until months in, of course. Every woman lies about their number of sexual partners, I've seen married guys uncover a slew of men she'd lied about over 20 years ago. Just fucking own up to it if you're that much of a cum dumpster
[–]turbocomppro30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Problem is that they’ve probably lost count after 50.
[–]VenetianCares 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
no my friend keeps a excel spreadsheet including a column for dick size. shes a 5 at best and just hit 100 at age 31. that includes a few years of being just with her ex husband. she tells me to not be jaded and that love is real
[–]dogwoodcat9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit if I were any more jaded I'd be made of actual jade.
[–]Count_LongJohn 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That used up whore is literal walking proof that love ISNT real.
[–]oneofchaos1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How can you be friends with this person?
[–]VenetianCares 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
it was actually a girl i dated years ago. i dated her about 10 days and she was great, but i just had this feeling she was a dirty whore. just something in my brain told me she was bad news. at that time her n-count was 18 and mine was 19. now 10 years later mine is like 26 and hers is triple digits. lol. i don't hang out with her, we just email sometimes. i actually suggest all men have a completely non fuckable close friend that is a woman. no better way to get free red pills. i talk to her for 10 minutes and i never want to touch another woman. she's so delusional and the wall is hitting her hard as we speak.
[–]oneofchaos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well if shes measuring dick size shes only got to keep track of thrusts by each guy and she can have her mileage with a few simple calculations.
[–]VenetianCares 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she told me already. 5.24 parsecs
[–]Kestral 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There's an old saying, take whatever number a guy says and divide by 3 to get the real number. For a girl, take the number she says and multiply by 3.
[–]MenGoingTOWin29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
For a girl, take the number she says and multiply by 3.
Maybe 50 years ago. An average chick in college is fucking a different guy every weekend at a party. Sometimes two or more, sometimes none, but let's be conservative and say 1 per week. That's 52 new dick per year. Say they keep that up for 5 years -- That's 260 dicks! But I guaran-fucking-tee you that when beta bux settlin' time comes in, she will have 3 "serious long-term relationships" and "2 or 3 one night stands." Because she's NOT that kind of girl. Ugh huh.
[–]internet_badass_here12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Fuck marriage. Imagine working your ass off your whole life just to give 85% of it away for some whore.
[–]Shnook82 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
let's be conservative and say 1 per week. That's 56 new dick per year.
I'm intrigued by your calendar. Do I have to work those extra 4 weeks or can I get them straight up as holidays?
[–]MenGoingTOWin3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you're right, there's 52 weeks + 1 day in a year. (and technically it's 52 weeks + 1.249 days in a year. Handled as a leap year every 4 years except on 00s)
I updated the math for 52 weeks.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm
[–]Azul194 points5 points6 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck dude......
50 at 17 is LOL.
[–]KushKenobi1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeaaahh, she claimed that was just how many she dated, but she was the cock carousel type she was horny 24/7 and would hold grudges for not getting sex when we fought it was astounding for a 16 year old. Did I mention she was 16? There's no way she didn't bang most those guys lmfao, we dated for almost a year before she dumped me for a military guy I was 17 and she was my first anything!! Like WTF with that difference
[–]Azul190 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She sounds like a sex addict.
I can understand being horny at this age...but fighting for sex when you're not getting it?
That's basically allowing your sexual urges to control you.
Those folks have a pattern from a very young age indeed.
[–]KushKenobi0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For sure. Lol, bitches from my gen think they're 25 when they're 15 and won't be told otherwise. I suspect most women will start hitting the wall sooner. Its a shame I was born in the hardest generation to raise a real ideal family in
[–]MenGoingTOWin12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just on those particular pair of pants? 22? They must be new.
[–]deathtocontrollers11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only 22? WOW. She must have controlling parents.
[–]Sneakybobo13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
2.2 stars - 16 reviews
3 km from you. Opens at 9pm.
As a Google Local Guide, I've been to many pussies in the area and this one isn't worth it. She's been in business for a couple of years already. She's not as fresh as her early days. You can smell the lack of hygiene as soon as you enter her place. She takes too long to provide service and her attitude and overall bitchiness makes it an unpleasant experience.
Owner's response: Who hurt you ?
[–]nobodyyoullremember5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your pussy.
[–]Azul199 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's disgusting how slutty most people are today.
That goes for men too...men being sluts is equally degenerate.
[+]Breguet_7727-7 points-6 points-5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
our cocks don't become loose
[–]Elufson4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
that is not the issue
Stds
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Still a virgin then.
[–]hrm08945 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She'll be a virgin again when it's time to get married.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Ass hole sex and blow jobs don't count. Tee hee!"
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The amount of times ive legitimately heard thst statement... Fucking cant
[–]Shnook82 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good rig on her, to be fair. She's probably driving the school bus.
[–]oneofchaos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well at least she is driving children as opposed to making them.
[–]her_958_resistors2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... in the last two weeks.
[–]Gordyne1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]GoDuke20181 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she only gives up that hole to chad and tyrone...betabux are lucky to see the primary hole once a month lol...
[–]Cosmohig 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew. This is too realistic.
[–]VenetianCares 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
22....thousand
[–]user0701 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They clean their "search history" and "visited locations" when they want to get married
[–]xBaphometxx1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
22? LMFAO, and I'm the pope. Remember gentleman, if she breathes, she a thot.
[–]nobodyyoullremember-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A girl in another post was giving tips to another girl on how to successfully fuck a bunch of dudes safely and she mentioned she'd fucked about 60 people in a year I think...
That's 5 different people each month...
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[–]nobodyyoullremember-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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