I strongly believe I can only get numbers in predominantly one place in bars and clubs;

The smoking area. I live in London, and the bus has always got me digits on the journey home too.

Thing is, the smoking area, is like a mirage. Its a misty area of no loud music, no darkness to screw with your eyes, and above all, fresh air of the foul stench of beer, and perfume overload.

The allure is there, without a shadow of a doubt, girls often come outside alone to smoke. Hallelujah sista. You have a 1 set, do you have any idea how rare one sets are? Just go to the smoking area.

Heres the thing, I don't smoke, I really dont. Socially maybe, but I am no a smoker, I do it, just to have an excuse to be outside at times. Its so stupid but fun.

There are plenty of openers you can use, and shes relaxed as shes smokign her fag, or getting fresh air, and is more inclined to speak then in the club.

I seriously see the club and bar as effectively a gate, to what is really in essence the best part of the place, the smoking area.

How do you feel about it?