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[–]RooR_1667 points68 points69 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
At his age, any caked up thot will do. Good thing for him is that shes only his GF and cant divorce rape him, for now anyway.
[–]SeaweedTasteBad26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The term role model comes to mind. Also he may be a MGTOW just lower level.
[–]WachanIII7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If she lives together with him I got news for you my friend...
[–]RooR_167 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well turns out she had a kid. Turns out that he isnt the father though after they both came out and said that he wasnt but hes looking after both of them. Well yeh I take back what I said.
[–]Older_Miggy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She lives in one of his houses, but not with him iirc.
[–]Pimozv7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She will keep working him. After enough blowjobs, he will eventually crack and put a ring on her finger.
[–]80173537 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It must have been love at first $ight!
[–]Le_Casual19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Will you marry me? ¥€$!
[–]Magnar9630 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
High standard prostitutes.
[–]tramese31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lul girlfriend...with 6.6 billion, you can buy an entire continent of whores.
[–]hrm089415 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're doing it for the "companionship." Lmao the fools.
[–]lord_dark_hobnob1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He tried that and now he's being charged for it. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26055197/patriots-owner-robert-kraft-facing-charges-solicitation-prostitution
[–]tramese5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's cause he's a dumbass and does it in western society.
anything a man does nowadays in western you get fucked by the gynocentric government.
[–]theasshole99921 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shiiit if I was that rich n old n knew I was on the way out soon I’d prolly pay to hit that too lol
No doubt no bitching no I don’t feel like it’s no not in the moods n best of all no talking afterwards
Shit sign me up I’ll pay for pussy in my old rich years n my wife passed away yeah hell yeah
Come on young 20 some old bitch take my money n I’ll teach u what I learned over 50 years in the sack so u can go out n spread my teachings to the young men so they can learn good moves on the free bitches n have them chasing after them lol
[–]LiveTheTruth32118 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If I had that kind of money Id have me a hoe too
[–]BegottenSpud0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d have me a stack of prenups at the ready.
[–]BigBadBootyDaddy1016 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Asian hands are tiny and make junk look big.
[–]davisyoung12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And yet he still felt the need to hit up the local rub 'n tug. What's the point really?
[–]gerbil_jammer6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What are they gonna do? Fine him?
[–]Older_Miggy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That story makes no sense.
[–]JohnMcCainToHell11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can have a girlfriend and still want a massage that includes a release at the end. The 2 have nothing to do with each other.
[–]thattruckinguy7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see a LOT of life choice questions in that expression. Lmao
[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy17 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She’s probably a prude.
[–]Profitglutton4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For him, but a total whore for everyone else.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he got her, why is he going to a shitty Asian day spa all the way in Jupiter to get licked by old Asian women?
[–]Gibits4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for him
[–]wolfofnothing20192 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://people.com/sports/patriots-owner-robert-kraft-girlfriend-ricki-lander-baby/ he does everything right! “Last fall, Ricki Noel Lander became the proud mother of a beautiful, healthy baby.”
“While Robert Kraft is not the biological father, he is thrilled with Ricki’s blessing of having a healthy child. With respect to her family’s privacy, we will not be commenting any further.”
Don't marry and when your girlfriend wants children, let someone else do the dirty work!
[–]BIG_HUB2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah, she’d love him just as much if he was Johnny the meat cutter.
[–]ovaknight2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I was that rich I dont even think that normal sex would do it for me.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it, are you saying he should have a younger woman or maybe no woman at all?
[–]MethaCat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Soon that worth is gonna change to 3.3 each, very soon.
[–]TheAnarxoCapitalist1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh! Gross!
(blue-pilled man's response)
[–]NoMansSkyFuckedMe1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope he stays happy until his death.
Just wait, he'll be worth 3.3 billion in a couple years.
[–]Vishapstein1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn’t matter if you have billions of dollars. This guy knows the price of a happy ending and that’s $80
[–]FitCorner70 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey ive got great news! Turns out ive never been so lucky! I won the lottery then the very same day i met the love of my life. She is so fucking hot.
[–]MAGAMANIA0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The key there is girlfriend he’s not dumb enough to marry that cake thot. He’ll get what he needs and she will get pictures next to him.
[–]MrMagtow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she wearing heels?
[–]magx010 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dead eyes.
[–]bluffinpete0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Robert is now worth 3.3 Billion and skanky McBlondeHair is part of the 1%
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
her new pet
nearly 40 years older than her... 39 & 77
[–]reaper555-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bet she is dying to cash in that divorce settlement
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[–]Le_Casual19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Magnar9630 points31 points32 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]tramese31 points32 points33 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]tramese5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]theasshole99921 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LiveTheTruth32118 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]BigBadBootyDaddy1016 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]JohnMcCainToHell11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy17 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Profitglutton4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]FitCorner70 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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