Imagine this article being published at the present time...

gravelheart · 2018-01-03T07:41:39+00:00

Now the wife works, the husband works, and the kids are brought up by strangers and no one does shit for each other and everyone is stressed out.

Such progress.

PantsInBed · 2018-01-03T07:30:30+00:00

Back then it was all about how a man should satisfy his woman, and how a woman should satisfy her man. Now it's just about how men can satisfy women, and how we're never doing enough, lol.

For every MGTOW there's one less woman getting herself a sparkling man slave to abuse, lol.

Darth_Toenail · 2018-01-03T06:58:44+00:00

I can almost hear the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs from across time and space...

BugScotch · 2018-01-03T06:35:49+00:00

Haha wow, I can’t even imagine that being real. It’s so far the opposite now. I was born waaay too late in life I suppose

based_meme · 2018-01-03T08:42:56+00:00

"Back in my day, women were women and men were men."

mthrowaway52 · 2018-01-03T05:35:56+00:00

I still enjoy coming home to silence. Thanks.

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2018-01-03T12:59:37+00:00

Tips to look after your husband, 2025 edition:

Minimise all noise

Turn off your fans / postpone any CPU-heavy work during the time your husband arrives home for some peace and quiet.

Some don'ts

Don't greet him to ask to update your firmware. Leave that for the morning before he leaves for work so that you can update during the day.

christianlazard · 2018-01-03T05:30:24+00:00

The fact that women needed a housewife guide in the first place speaks volumes.

247spyz4life · 2018-01-03T13:58:24+00:00

Today is a combination of early feminism (women want to work) and inflation (oh families have two incomes now, lets raise prices but not wages)

Dudewoahwhat · 2018-01-03T08:31:52+00:00

If this was the case today, there wouldn't be a mgtow, there wouldn't be obesity and there wouldn't be feminism!

The_Law_of_the_Land · 2018-01-03T15:18:17+00:00

Looks like a lot of "MGTOW" pining to go back to the plantation.

Let me drop a red pill on the "one bj away from slavery" crowd.

Why would women need a guide for what should be common sense?
Why does the message of:

"He's slaving away all day to ensure you're comfortable, you can at least try to make that good slave feel like a king for a 2 hours in the evening"

have to be pushed on women vs. them just naturally understanding gratitude and generosity?

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female nature does not understand generosity, reciprocation, gratitude and filial piety. They have to coerced and taught by external forces (the concept of patriarchy that the feminist screech about was that external force that tried to expand the female's grasp of virtue to that of a males.)
this is a guide to keep that slave comfortable enough so that he returns back to the field in the morning and doesn't revolt.

robowriter · 2018-01-03T09:56:58+00:00

Perform oral sex

Have him lean back on the couch and sit next to him.

Unzip his pants and remove his soldier of love.

Start with oral manipulation until the cannon fires

signalling the end of maneuvers.

HDL_MGTOW · 2018-01-03T12:10:18+00:00

THIS is not possible anymore, and THAT is why I'm MGTOW. I wouldn't build my life my way if this values were still available.

batfish55 · 2018-01-03T13:01:57+00:00

You know how many guys would KILL for a wife like that? What was wrong with traditional roles? How long does housework really take? Half hour to run around dirty spots with a vacuum and clean smudges off windows? Laundry does itself, what with washers and dryers. Then, BAM! All day long to languish on the couch. Being a traditional housewife sounds like a lot of work.

BreathGenie · 2018-01-03T12:36:44+00:00

This sounds like a fantastic dream. The contrast between this and current reality is so great that it makes me thoroughly disgusted with women. Enjoy your sexual variety ladies, soon enough you’ll be coming home from digging ditches to an empty house.

ThePanther99 · 2018-01-03T05:15:22+00:00

How it should be! Things are so effed now a days.

mata_01 · 2018-01-03T11:46:02+00:00

hmm, how much do you think it would cost to have this posted in the newpaper? If anything, the blowback would be hilarious.

HarmonicDis · 2018-01-03T06:44:18+00:00

My marriage might have worked

skizzleshiver · 2018-01-03T07:48:36+00:00

Sounds like a great marriage to me. I was born way too late though, unfortunately.

gifm4ster · 2018-01-03T06:52:29+00:00

The ol’ days. Oh how times have changed.

Soverign-Hedonist · 2018-01-03T07:01:15+00:00

Sounds like a glorious work of fiction.

2018-01-03T18:53:17+00:00

That's the generation that defeated the Nazi. Maybe they did a mistake? Communism is degenerative. Communism made way for modern feminism. I remember my (female) history teacher saying how women had proven themselves to be equal to men when they took over their jobs while she left out that the men went to a fucking war. How is that equal? If it were equal, there would had been a diversity quota, something like at least half of the soldiers must be female, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, next time someone mentions diversity quotas, I'll put the idea of having diversity quotas for wars.

PotatoWielder9001 · 2018-01-03T21:08:15+00:00

Well now we know why cuckservatives have wet dreams about the 50's

ravenswin · 2018-01-04T00:52:47+00:00

Better plantation than today's plantation, but still not worth it.

Yashugan00 · 2018-01-03T12:11:19+00:00

All good tips actually. All those women complaining where have all the good men gone can take some pointers

justiceavenger · 2018-01-03T19:58:24+00:00

If women still did these things there would probably be more successful marriages. These things aren't even that hard to do.

ManIsWalking · 2018-01-04T00:08:24+00:00

Shut up, cook some food, deal with the kids.

Seems easy enough, seeing as your husband just spent the last 8 or more hours eating shit from his boss and customers. Such a shame that women can't handle something so basic.

AGuesthouseInBangkok · 2018-01-03T18:55:43+00:00

Dress like a slut, suck his dick, and swallow.

Title	Imagine this article being published at the present time...
Author	Snowhey01
Upvotes	238
Comments	58
Date	January 3, 2018 5:06 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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