Saw this at the mall... check the VERY FIRST RULE!!!!!

VanDriver1 · 2017-12-17T18:04:54+00:00

It's strikes me as funny that a mother will see this for her son, but she will not see it for her regarding her husband or, if single, for the man she is dating. It represents how totally self centered women are, and always only thinking about the moment.

xusurper · 2017-12-17T18:02:59+00:00

ha because he is my ATM when I get old.

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2017-12-17T19:43:36+00:00

Our mothers are the worst of them all.

2017-12-17T20:04:03+00:00

Girl: "Okay, drone #561, disqualified. Let the orbiter drone #562 in."

With girls, you truly can't win. They're spoiled for choice. Demanding fair conditions will only get you expelled from the casting process."

Mick_Donalds · 2017-12-17T23:08:38+00:00

Yeah, but this is so trashy....

This just reeks of a pumpkin-necked, bedazzled-jeans wearing woman in her 40's who constantly posts Minions memes about coffee and mondays, and justifies being fat as "curvy". Oh, and of course, she's got blinged out crucifixes and "Live Laugh Love" ornaments all over her house.

ThePenitentMan38 · 2017-12-17T18:08:07+00:00

Rules for dating my daughter

I saw this on the Net. Run for the hills, men.

Drukqzs · 2017-12-17T20:29:25+00:00

Mothers know best about other women...because they're women themselves

T0000009 · 2017-12-17T23:38:40+00:00

Lost me at "going back to jail".

A woman would have to murder the judge's children to get a prison sentence.

washingtonpanther · 2017-12-18T00:08:34+00:00

Sure would've been nice if Mom ever stuck up for me or my brothers like that. She chased a couple guy bullies off of me once, but women...nope.

"Don't have a car? too bad. They don't like walking either."--her response

Thanks for the support, ma. will always cherish it. I should charge you for my lost years of mental health issues.

johntheother · 2017-12-17T18:32:23+00:00

This sign was not written toward a female audience. It was written to convince the boy - and in that purpose, it's fraud.

redditsuksballs · 2017-12-17T20:41:22+00:00

Those are some good looking cats.

Ultramegasaurus · 2017-12-18T05:50:44+00:00

Still as cringey as the girl version

ninjazgonninj · 2017-12-17T23:18:06+00:00

This sign is self serving to men. Viewed from either side it is horrible, not to mention it would look horrible in anyone’s home. Just don’t buy this stupid shit.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-12-17T23:47:01+00:00

He is not YOUR ATM. He's mine!

CavernousDeeps · 2017-12-18T01:15:36+00:00

Jesus, this type of crap is just hanging around in places like a mall? I thought this was some Tumbler post or something.

stringedbeams · 2017-12-18T02:45:08+00:00

In The Water Boy's Mom's Kitchen

Rich77u · 2017-12-18T05:28:39+00:00

This sign is cringy af. Was expecting live laugh love at the bottom.

DarwinianKEKistani · 2017-12-17T19:46:53+00:00

Deep down they know it's true!!

2017-12-17T20:35:27+00:00

That's sweet.

trebles_pebles · 2017-12-18T00:35:51+00:00

what about the 8th rule

harpyeaglelove · 2017-12-18T02:45:15+00:00

Where can I buy this?

CynicalSoup · 2017-12-18T04:44:28+00:00

Most women dont make it past the second sentence.

crshdurmomlstngt · 2017-12-18T13:56:16+00:00

The vigil to the cats is a little unsettling...I sense daddy issues...

Fabianstrategy1 · 2017-12-18T21:52:21+00:00

Ah yes, the Creed of the single mom. I know it well.

Title	Saw this at the mall... check the VERY FIRST RULE!!!!!
Author	PHyL1X
Upvotes	243
Comments	46
Date	December 17, 2017 5:57 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7kf7mf/saw_this_at_the_mall_check_the_very_first_rule/
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