Well... I'll spare you with how it came to be... But short story even shorter: we accidentally met in a gym (I have been there for a year and she just started out).
We talked and I wanted to tell you guys the story of my mature reaction.
Her situation now: She ended up as a single mom(not sure who the baby daddy is, also I don't care), she turned ugly and fat and asked me for a second chance.
(after 5 years... in a fkin fitnesscenter/gym she wants me back hahahahaha)...
- For me this was one of those moments you always fantasize about... so I had to try suppressing the waves of joy playing around my lips. *
Anyways... When I said that: I regretted every second of disgracing my Johnny by putting it in her vile body and that I am so fkin sorry for the kid who has to live with a whore of a mother like her, she completely flipped out.
I shit you not. I haven't laughed this hard or cried tears of joy in years.
But shortly after she started crying, the white knight receptionist dude naturally came to the rescue telling me to stop being a dick.
The white knight called a Snape ass looking mofo who turned out to be the manager of the place... Who eventually kicked me out. Lol. I have been Goin there for a year...but Fk me right?
I didn't/still dont even care XD (I immediately switched to the rivaling gym. I was lucky that I didnt have to pay extra since it was the end of the month anyway.)
I guess... I am just so happy. Justice will always find a way my dudes. I just wished I would have filmed it... Man...You guys would have loved it I am sure...
Next time tho... Next time I see her tho.
Hindsight is always 20/20
PS: I am genuinely sad for her child. She was a total hoe back then and she is still a creamy piece of shit now. The number she did on that kids head... Jesus christ... Imagine coming out of that thing. Phew... Dodged a Canonball there.
Thank God for condoms. Mgtow all the way baby.
Also. Sry for the broken ass English.
Edit 1: Woah. I never thought I'd get this kind of response! Awesome stuff guys!!! For those asking tho, I won't disclose any private info about me, her or the gym. I fight my battles like I watch horror movies. In the dark, Alone and with popcorn.
Edit 2: Thank you, if you shared your own story!
[–]RareForevernk112 points113 points114 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]SleepyGod01[S] 37 points38 points39 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]RareForevernk26 points27 points28 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tre_Walker13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SleepyGod01[S] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WachanIII0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]astuteglute5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WolfUbuntu1178 points9 points10 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]flee_market0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]treble-n-bass0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ConstantChinner62 points63 points64 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]RareForevernk14 points15 points16 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]GueroLechero19 points20 points21 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RareForevernk3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]nsfsf6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]StoneTempleFlyboy58 points59 points60 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]StoneTempleFlyboy20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dinnerwithfunions3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SleepyGod01[S] 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]nosoupforyou24 points25 points26 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]NietzscheExplosion8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ijnenak23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SleepyGod01[S] 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Trutherist16 points17 points18 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]rationalthought3146 points7 points8 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]the_unseen_one4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Trutherist-1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Starcruiser280 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]maggot_brain793 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Folwart14 points15 points16 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]PsyMonk-3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]christianlazard213 points14 points15 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]SleepyGod01[S] 21 points22 points23 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]christianlazard2-3 points-2 points-1 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]SleepyGod01[S] 16 points17 points18 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]christianlazard2-5 points-4 points-3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]NietzscheExplosion2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]see_the2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Vyett9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SovereignSoul766 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]monk-743 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cobaltcolander3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SimplyKaz2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Perrero1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]silver-in-a-cloud1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]darkmanilluminate1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]v_maet1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Hwga_lurker_tw1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kayfab0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mikedmann0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NietzscheExplosion0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Leroyjankins89890 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]GuardianGanymede0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]scottishsnowboard6660 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Diegostein0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KC_weeden0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HonoluluLion-1 points0 points1 point (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]axonMagnus0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link