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[–][deleted] 176 points177 points178 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
"Oh we're just friends"
"Separate checks please"
"Excuse me??"
[–]ashtrayhed51 points52 points53 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Oh and she had an extra come refill too.
[–]kellythebunny34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Naw the coke refill is free. These THoTs gotta buy the $5 speckled lemonade that doesn't get free refills.
[–]I-am-the-lul6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
speckled lemonade
Never heard of specked lemonade before, is it anything like a lemonade spider?
[–]kellythebunny6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's an overpriced drink at Red Robin.
[–]I-am-the-lul3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I googled it and got "Red Robin Freckled Lemonade"
Thanks
[–]ashtrayhed21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Coke ... damn auto correct
[–]SevenBlade33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, you were right the first time.
[–]canadianholler1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not if theyre only friends
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[–]frikabg2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In my experience it was more like 'But i never said we don't have a chance of becoming closer.... let us see where things will get us with time'
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's never like that. She knows the second she sees your face what your fate will be. If she likes you, she knows it within half a second
[–]PPressley983 points84 points85 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm glad to say that way before I learned about MGTOW, I still didn't put up with bullshit like this.
Edit: spelling
[–]Freaky_Febreeze5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same
[–]the_unseen_one57 points58 points59 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Jesus, bitch didn't even try to sugar coat it. Bet the simp will still keep simping, though!
[–]labiteatibit17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If there is one truth in the world, it's that Simps,will always keep Simping no matter what. Just like Jay-Z's song big-simping.
[–]TheGuyJudasKilled4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The response from her hurt me more than that guy. You can sense the saltiness from him through the screen
[–]redveinlover0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Like a brother to me"...most brothers wouldn't hesitate to snack their sister up, let alone be caught dead buying meals for them.
[–]TheGuyJudasKilled0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I cant remember the last time i bought my sister i sandwich, let a lone a fucking sit down meal
[–]Itisforsexy2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They'll do the least required in order to keep their beta orbiter in the gravity field. These days, that's essentially fuck all. They can even be honest and the orbiters will engage their own hamsters to rationalize the utterly obvious lack of hope for sex with her away.
[–]frikabg1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
from an ex orbiter i can say that you are correct. However from my point of view i can say that a big part of why men put themselves through this shit is because atleast i was raised (mind you i am 34) to believe that if i am nice enough and give women what they want they will fall in love with me. Needless to say that is all bullshit and totally the opposite of what reality is but hey that is why you live... and you learn.
[–]Fafa009838 points39 points40 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is an amazing post lol.
"There are over 3 billion women in the world, men if you want women to change their ways you need to stop putting them on a pedestal and over inflating their value".
[–]toomanynames19981 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Female pussy is a commodity. They are rare and a very attractive female is rarer. Men can't help, but to inflate prices. It's in the nature of man to do that.
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In our day and age and in reality women have no value in the possitive terms of the word.
[–]LimousineLibtard0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pussy is basically worthless. It's literally everywhere. Throw a rock, and there's a good chance it will hit some pussy.
[–]acjj199030 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I respect her honesty, simps need to be smacked with reality
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat32 points33 points34 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If he's like a brother to you, why are you using him to get free stuff? Girls don't usually mooch off their brothers, they save that for dates....
[–]marsdrogan25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
my sisters try and mooch off me constantly. they view ALL men in their lives only as a source of resources. the only time I hear from them is when they want to hit me up for something.
[–]MAJIIC6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine is exactly the same.
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My sister would mooch off my dad, but not her brothers....maybe because we refused to give her anything...
What marsdrogan said O_O i have a sister and she does that although not so much in our days. (she is married now) And i am hardly the only one. I know a few of my friends who have sisters in their 40's and they still mooch money from mommy and daddy because they need help. The go to card is to use the children to guilt them in by explaining how they can't make ends meet etc. etc. etc. Seeing that was one of the biggest pushes toward realizing the trueth that i recieved in my life. It is fucking disgusting! >.<
[–]aesu0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This sounds like you have shitty sisters, more than anything. My sister looked after me for a year while I was sick, and now she earns far more than I do, she has payed for expensive hotels and meals when weve been on holiday together.
[–]marsdrogan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
more like you lucked out. that is not the norm
[–]machinerer4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can confirm. I only buy my sisters stuff when its their birthdays.
Me too. Birthdays and xmas. Apart from that zilch.
[–]labiteatibit11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're like a brother(simp orbiter) to me.
[–]Science4Lawlz10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're like a brother to me
Great! *slaps the shit out of her* You know siblings fight, right?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Some commit incest too
[–]FSA-Got-Aleppo1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Lannisters send their regards
[–]alex_d_20160 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]Tomato_Joker9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You wouldn't believe the verbal riots that happen on reddit when someone mentions this.
Swear they believe they are entitled to this type of treatment no matter what, and if you point it out they lose their shit & act like you assaulted them.
Yeah the stupidity is off the chart. I personally love seeing those people squirm and pushing their hamster into an overdrive when you tell them that if this is OK then THEY can have the privilege to pay for your meals and shit since you know we live in the current year and EQUALITY! Then they usually response with A)insults or B) but I am a girl!.
Bitch i just explained to you equality do you even know what that means??!? I don't care if you are an alien. E-Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y!!! You buy me shit I promise my ego can take it... but they never did and never will ;)
[–]amjw8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol I just checked if he's still following her on Instagram.
I guess he learned his lesson.
there is still hope! :D
[–]TonyMGTOW8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dirty sluts
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch!
[–]VinnieMatch694 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he's a damn idiot.
if she ain't puttin' out, boot her out.
[–]GoingOnTheRightWay2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Luck to have a sister you want to fuck.
[–]alex_d_20160 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Maybe they live in Alabama ;)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
😂 home of the inbreeds?
Pretty much Alabama for ya
[–]TheGuyJudasKilled3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She easily could've told him that in person a lot sooner but she was dragging him along in the event something changes. Now that his intentions are known, she put him on ice, along with his self-esteem.
[–]elkeryos4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention that she is saying this in public; I don't know if this is fb or IG but she certainly have a way to say it in private. But no, let's humiliate him, for fun.
[–]TheGuyJudasKilled1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was clearly rattling the sabers. She was doing to much
Yeah for me personally it is not even that she used him for meals but the fact that she humiliates him on purpose in such fucked up way. I am glad to learn her stopped following her in instegram but damn.... it is because shit like this some men loose their shit. I am not excusing it but everyone has a breaking point.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. Homie got served. Being friend zoned blows. Being friend zoned in front of everyone is a swift kick to the beanbag.
[–]talk_show_ghost1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t be that guy. These hoes ain’t shit.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of course she says she doesn't like him like that AFTER he pays for something
I never had the guts to do something like that and after I realized how women treat non chads like me in reality I cut off all the cunts out of my life forever but I wish that at least once I got to go out with such 'friend' to a mid range or expensive restaurant and at the end tell her that i have no money and that it is her treat since we are such a good friends. Worse case scenario I pay my half and leave her dealing with her half after that our 'friendship' will get a bad case of 'death' or at least that is the felling i have.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back in the day when I was dating, I would buy lunch or dinner for my date, but if I didn’t get anything in return (i.e. a full make out session), then it was the last time I paid.
[–]Most_Insane_F2P[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"lucky" lol
She doesn't even look that good...
Simps gonna simp
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
F
[–]alex_d_20161 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't feel sorry for a simp
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[–]PanderjitSingh_k0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve heard of $500 dollar burgers and even $5 shakes but a $500 dessert? Did it have lots of gold leaf? A bottle of Chateau d’Yquem?
[–]jljohns600 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Bitch! I was talking about my cool refreshing drink, it's 90 fucking degrees out!"
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