Self Magazine, the “health” magazine for women, is now pandering morbid obesity since modern women are now mostly overweight. Bonus, the defending caption is by her omega husband.

DumbBitchAssCuntFag · 2018-06-30T08:47:33+00:00

Are you sure this isn’t just a nat geo magazine about beached whales?

mrk68 · 2018-06-30T08:47:58+00:00

What the fuck is that thing?

Francko93 · 2018-06-30T08:47:51+00:00

Gross, just gross.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-06-30T09:13:37+00:00

I've heard of tattoo artist using pigs as practice specimens but why are they putting said pigs in the middle of the desert and photographing them?

Wolfoflulzstreet · 2018-06-30T11:27:06+00:00

Morbidly obese? How 2000’s of you. The term is curvy now and you’re a bad man if you’re not immediately turned on by it.

Sheesh.

J_St0rm · 2018-06-30T11:28:24+00:00

There’s overweight and then there’s “my arms have a bigger circumference than my head”.

ThanatopsisRex · 2018-06-30T13:31:38+00:00

Keep talkin' shit, we'll just be over here changing the game

You're not changing anything. Nature doesn't give a fuck about your aesthetic opinion. That woman's going to have a host of medical problems for the rest of her life courtesy of her own denial and your enabling drivel, you son-of-a-bitch.

2018-06-30T11:27:53+00:00

C'mon, I'm trying to eat breakfast here. (A light, sensible breakfast, I should add.)

MigrainesRcontagious · 2018-06-30T12:14:54+00:00

“Changing the game?” Sorry buddy, this game ended a long time ago. You lost.

thotgtfo · 2018-06-30T09:35:09+00:00

I know the guy on the right is holding a source of light of some sort. BUT, it almost looks like a harpoon. It would fit the situation way better if he's brandishing a harpoon.

zetsthamys · 2018-06-30T11:56:01+00:00

Their is more fat than real people inside her body.

everythingisatoms · 2018-06-30T13:57:14+00:00

It was never about beauty standards. Being obese is just flat out unhealthy and poses tons of health risks. With health risks comes other issues such as inability to function at a job, a member of family or even becoming a medical/lifestyle burden for needing to be taken care of.

Just be honest, you’re lazy to eat clean/healthy and still want to be respected/loved for being unhealthy. NO.

JohnOrange2112 · 2018-06-30T13:11:35+00:00

I see a picture of a giant white fungus growing on the meadow ... where is the woman?

2018-06-30T10:02:03+00:00

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warpedrealitiesM · 2018-06-30T12:33:43+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with her arm. Is this some kinda elephant man/hyper cancer or something?

She looks like someone put a wig on a tumour.

If that shit was lurching towards me in dead space it'd only need a few sharp bits and I wouldn't bat a fucking eye.

2018-06-30T12:51:53+00:00

They'll need a 12T franna to move her when they want to change poses.

Wonder what the guys on set think - half of them only would have gotten into photography to get near hot women. Some shattered dreams (and pelvises) coming out of "changing the game".

Freenorthman · 2018-06-30T12:55:52+00:00

What the fuck man tag that shit nsfl. Eww i just threw up in my mouth a little. Wouldnt fuck that pig with somebody elses cock.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-06-30T13:20:44+00:00

God forbid this should ever become "normalised" as a healthy shape for a woman to be.

badaboomxx · 2018-06-30T14:14:04+00:00

Changing the game........ good thing I don't play.

Blissbynature · 2018-06-30T14:18:31+00:00

I wonder if they tried that photo shoot a little farther north if a male walrus would show up and claim that thing for its harem.

Joroda · 2018-06-30T15:55:02+00:00

There's enough blubber there to light ya wicks for years.

Fabianstrategy1 · 2018-06-30T16:35:58+00:00

This takes me back to my childhood when Dad and Grandpa raised hogs. Weird nostalgia trigger.

totalyrespecatbleguy · 2018-06-30T17:18:47+00:00

I'm just waiting for the day the "sexist and fat-phobic" doctors have to cut off Tess's legs from beetus complications

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-06-30T14:04:38+00:00

I'll keep talking shit, while she eats herself into oblivion.

ManIsWalking · 2018-06-30T14:30:41+00:00

It looks like someone left a blown out tire in the middle of a field.

lulz3r · 2018-06-30T15:06:21+00:00

That’s how you decrease magazine sales.

NinjaGuyColter118 · 2018-06-30T15:24:59+00:00

My question is, was she able to get up afterwards or did they have to bring in the crane again?

2018-06-30T15:30:26+00:00

They’re changing the game now- whoever dies first wins!

gadabout13 · 2018-06-30T16:09:31+00:00

im hoping that the guy with the metal cross was just about to drive her back into the depths of big mac hell

GoingOnTheRightWay · 2018-06-30T16:16:41+00:00

The only thing this changes is the content of my stomach.

schlatt9 · 2018-06-30T16:39:58+00:00

This is fucking disgusting.

cobaltcolander · 2018-06-30T17:32:32+00:00

How can such a thing exist? I'm not talking about the mag...

Aotp4life · 2018-06-30T17:35:20+00:00

This is disgusting

SlainFunicle · 2018-06-30T18:45:00+00:00

I bet they have to help her up

henrysmyagent · 2018-06-30T18:52:15+00:00

...but if her husband puts on an extra 20kg she will be fucking his friends straight away.

"I know I'm fat, but fat GUYS are gross so I'm leaving you."

satanssockpuppet · 2018-06-30T18:54:19+00:00

"Changing the game"...uh, I doubt that, bro, as land whales and mall hippos like that will never, ever be seen as attractive to anyone outside of a tiny group of fetishists who will always be viewed by regular men as weirdos. Slap all the filters you like on photos of that hideous she-beast, it won't change the fact that she's just an obese lazy pig who's about as "sexy" as a 55 gallon drum liner full of rotting ground beef.

TETHTONE · 2018-06-30T20:43:42+00:00

That’s a mural sized tattoo on her arm!!!! DAAAAAAAMMNNNN!!

AllUpInYoGirl · 2018-06-30T20:59:20+00:00

happy groundhog's day

laptopdragon · 2018-07-01T05:19:57+00:00

how the fuck did that beached whale get back up?

and when it fell over, was that what caused the earthquake

google search and I found a lot of them have be out for a walk lately, found here

gamingradeon · 2018-07-01T09:48:51+00:00

is that person on the right holding a harpoon? Oh wait...

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