Minding my own business at a shopping mall (hate them but had to get a phone repaired there). A young couple walks by. Girl is nagging and yelling at the guy. She comes up to me and shouts: "Sir, shouldn't we get married? My boyfriend doesn't want to get married."

After the initial shock -- why the fuck is her crazy ass asking me? -- I started to say "Er... uh... I don't know you..." She then turned away and started to yell at her BF. He and I locked eyes and I shook my head -- "Don't do it!" I mouthed.

Hope I helped a brother out.