Any beta orbiters around?

ififcanIhaveacoatplz · 2017-09-10T23:53:59+00:00

I have a bumper sticker on my old pickup that says "yes this is my truck, and no I can't help you move", it's right next to my "if we're not supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?" sticker.

Thinkpadoutlaw · 2017-09-10T23:00:13+00:00

I sometimes get tagged in similar facebook posts. If it's someone I like, then I'll say "a crate of Peroni and a pizza - you've got me for the day." Someone I'm indifferent to - "£40 for me and the wagon for the day." Someone I don't care "sorry it's in the shop".

MGTOW brothers, if you have wagons, trucks, vans, aeroplanes - you can use them to make women actually fucking pay for something for once. Hell, any issues, she'll ask her Chad to pay for them.

If you're fucking anybody then I like to bring them along too to show that a) I'm comfortable around women I'm not sleeping with, and b) to show the slag that I have someone who I care enough about to bring her along to your personal problem.

MatthewsIsGod · 2017-09-11T00:18:15+00:00

"I have a truck, but it only moves my things"

realChebz · 2017-09-11T01:31:46+00:00

"What do I get out of it?" makes them leave me alone.

rebuildingMyself · 2017-09-11T00:36:29+00:00

I'm sure a lot of moving companies would qualify.... ohhhh you mean be a parasite? Gotcha.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-09-11T03:02:06+00:00

'I'M HERE FOR U!'

(checks messages every ten minutes)

MidWestAussie · 2017-09-11T14:19:44+00:00

With the size of your typical American woman these days, it's no surprise things orbit around them.

good_man_gone · 2017-09-10T23:02:30+00:00

Rent a plain white van from someone and take off the plates. Pretend being the biggest simp on the planet and enjoy your free stuff.

Never bs a bullshitter. Life lesson learned. You'll be doing her a favor by educating her on the dangers of being thot.

Its free money. Gee american wymyn are stupid af lol.

I mean the bitches here where I live are gold diggers and all but this shit takes it to another level.

darkrood · 2017-09-11T03:32:32+00:00

Now you know why random hot girls from your city just add you on social media for no reason?

DankmemeMGTOW · 2017-09-11T04:03:25+00:00

Use briffaults law against women. You get paid or no association for your help. For these punk ass bitches to get the lesson their are no free lunches in this life. Too bad their will always be simps and manginas willing to do it for free for a whiff of poosy.

Aussiewolf82 · 2017-09-10T23:44:36+00:00

Haha I don't even have a license.

ififcanIhaveacoatplz · 2017-09-11T02:57:27+00:00

please tweet her back UHAUL

NoThirst · 2017-09-11T04:15:25+00:00

...the problem is with women a favor is NEVER, EVER returned. I do stuff for guy friends all the time, they return the favor. Unfortunately, on the day of her move she will probably have 5 guys with trucks fighting over her.

DagonNaxos · 2017-09-10T23:06:22+00:00

I'm so glad I got rid of my pickup truck. Can't fit a couch in the back of a Jeep Wrangler.

PaulMurrayCbr · 2017-09-11T09:21:25+00:00

What do people think about agreeing to do it and then flaking?

doubting_thomasin · 2017-09-11T02:45:42+00:00

Michelle Phillips?

robowriter · 2017-09-11T11:44:02+00:00

Quid pro quo or no go.

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Cloudy_Wealth · 2017-09-11T02:30:07+00:00

Here in the south this doesn't seem like that big of a deal. It is just common curtesy to help someone move something. On top of that EVERYONE has a truck so it isn't really like it would be hard to find a person with one. In conclusion, I don't really see the point of this being MGTOW. The OP wouldn't of posted this if it was a guy asking the exact same thing, but I would love to hear other people's opinions about this.

ExpertDabbler · 2017-09-11T03:17:50+00:00

I shall jerk my shit to porn and move on to other more worldly things such as philosophy or comedy .. but thanks though!

methlabhero28 · 2017-09-11T06:32:11+00:00

Can't tell for sure from the picture but I am going to guess that she is not very attractive, unfortunately for her she is not pretty enough to get free male labor.

PabloEscoba · 2017-09-11T07:32:42+00:00

The answer is no

bewilderment_ · 2017-09-11T08:02:55+00:00

Only if you pay me the fair market rate.

FuarkMyLuck · 2017-09-11T08:52:10+00:00

What's it called when males ask the same question?

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2017-09-11T09:25:36+00:00

Broke bitch needs to rent a u-haul but will suck you off to cut costs.

WWladCZ · 2017-09-11T09:26:33+00:00

Always ask them if they will pay for your time and gas. Because bitch is asking like this obviously because she wants it for free.

No way just tell her that she will have to pay you or she can move the shit herself.

tylermagnus · 2017-09-11T09:38:54+00:00

If it was some random guy who added you. Only friend would possibly help him.

But when its a pretty girl? Even the beta cucks who aren't "friends" with her show up to the party. These cucks will do anything for even a fraction of a possibility to slide between those cheeks.

We all know she's using the "nice guys".

OptimusFried · 2017-09-11T14:50:26+00:00

Pass!

Moonboots606 · 2017-09-12T09:01:01+00:00

Had a woman ask me to help move her ex husband's stuff out of the house because I have a truck. Said, "it'd be worth your time." I bluntly declined, got a haircut and went to a movie by myself. Loved it.

centosfan · 2017-09-13T06:59:09+00:00

I have a ton "friends" that are chicks I don't really know on face book. At least once a week I see a post looking for an orbiter to helping them move their shit for free.

eyyy_yo · 2017-09-11T16:49:11+00:00

Sooo....blah blah blah MA PROBLEMS

Title	Any beta orbiters around?
Author	BigPimp92
Upvotes	210
Comments	52
Date	September 10, 2017 10:53 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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