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boringcarpets
[–]7856143 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
$7.17/month isn't bad, at least we know the price :)
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[–]CanadaCurt 37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm guessing stale roast beef.
[–]Itisforsexy5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fucking hell, I was eating dude. Show some mercy.
[–]dot_dot_beep4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't ask about the cheese
[–]MatthewsIsGod 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Cheaper than my Spotify premium subscription. Spotify and music have given me more happiness than women ever have, though
[–]tamass181 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention you can turn off Spotify any time you'd like
[–]ManIsWalking0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just like how I do my women.
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[–]ManIsWalking2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They use to call me Mr. Frostycooch cause my face will make all the legs freeze shut.
[–]UglyPrince2000 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but she is smv 5.
[–]Mi91iwjw1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this is a tax for being a cunt then it should be way higher.
[–]Dann010 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a fucking cheap hooker. Probably got fuckloads of STIs from chad though
[–]Deleted_By_FBI0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd still want change out of that.
[–]Falfurin24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Translation- she's a prostitue.
[–]boringcarpets[S] 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...they all are in one way or another - you're always paying
[–]rebuildingMyself29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex tried that shit when we were dating. Had the balls to ask for an allowance (she had a full time job). Here's how I played it:
Me: So what do I get out of it?
Her: [hamstering intensifies]....You get me!
Me: So you're a prostitute, now?
Her: [hamster slips off wheel and goes into orbit].... No!
(she dropped it after this)
[–]justforpornokayguys7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put that shit in perspective real quick.
[–]Soup_or_Die15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What in tarnation
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This might seem like a joke now but mark my words this will be the new thing.
[–]The_Law_of_the_Land9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's already happening with the normalization of the Sugarbaby - Sugardaddy thing.
[–]Bestoftherest2229 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny the dude is probably not doing the math. He must think the money he spends; taking her out, driving her around, buying her shit, him paying the rent, gas, electrical, water, trash and other bills isn't part of the deal already.
[–]Revorob5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least she is honest about being a prostitute. I'll give her that much.
[–]IterantImprovement4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Strella10m3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
---"would you recommend us to a friend"
---"no"
[–]boringcarpets[S] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"bitches always want some credit for some shit they're supposed to do. A bitch will brag about some shit a normal person just does. A bitch will say some shit like, "I'm a good girlfriend" You're supposed to be, you dumb motherfucker!"
[–]Alternative-MGTOW0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chris Rock said that best
[–]boringcarpets[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...it's literally linked there
[–]cmdralpha4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit these thots are entrepreneurs. What if this is similar to the system were you only pay $10 every month to be able to watch every movie but instead of movie you get sex instead
[–]reaper5552 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]6128702 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
.. there are always two .. if i would have such a weak lil monkey as bf, i would do the same.
[–]New_User19841 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kimberly sounds like a bitch
[–]karzin0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
7.17 bucks a month is pretty cheap pussy
[–]mgtowOnly1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'd pay $7.17/mo for an hour of sex a month, that's a goddamn bargain compared tot he market rate.
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