'I love you friend! Don't go!' Amber Heard praises Spanish hunk for flying to her side in Australia 'when she needs him most' after her sudden split from PayPal billionaire Elon Musk

2017-08-24T13:56:45+00:00

If Musk takes that whore back, he's a certified cuck.

relevantretriever · 2017-08-24T13:54:11+00:00

She looks devastated. This is a fine example of branching. I'm willing to bet she was already banging this guy before Musk dumped her.

Screepts · 2017-08-24T14:06:42+00:00

Cuckholdry is similar to self harm and should probably be labelled as a mental illness .

ransay3277 · 2017-08-24T15:12:06+00:00

Basically, she's trying to provoke Musk's jealousy. Elon, man, why can't you apply that supposedly genius engineering brain to biology, too? Just learn how this game works, for fuck's sake. Listen to Patrice O' Neal on YouTube, for starters.

2017-08-24T15:44:10+00:00

"Spanish hunk"

Hahaha more like Spanish "Friend-zoned" Orbiter.

2QuietDude · 2017-08-24T14:48:46+00:00

Branching

Dank_Meems · 2017-08-24T20:14:20+00:00

Pathetic cuck. This chick is trying to destroy amazing advancedments in technology just so she can have more money than she already does ($9m according to the googles).

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-08-24T23:59:03+00:00

Guys let's be honest here, If elon musk wasn't a billionaire and had status would you think that women would date him?

2017-08-24T16:59:57+00:00

Haha, Musk negged her in real life.

aaronimpact · 2017-08-24T18:22:26+00:00

What a boring bitch.

2017-08-24T15:25:38+00:00

Both her and that dude look like shit in that picture. Time wins every time.

c4engineer · 2017-08-24T16:10:48+00:00

Way to pump and dump Elon. Great job!

Udo70 · 2017-08-24T21:05:25+00:00

Even a Chad looking dude can be an orbiter.

2017-08-24T17:30:58+00:00

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dnbjarhead · 2017-08-24T22:18:17+00:00

When you're in the gold digging whore actress friend zone.... cringe Hope he smashed at least once, but probably not.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-08-24T23:56:43+00:00

Is there no way to contact Elon musk and show him mgtow. That man is able to make world renovations if it wasn't for his cuckness.

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2017-08-24T18:36:04+00:00

She jumps around hosts worse than tick!

ManIsWalking · 2017-08-24T20:02:34+00:00

That didn't take long...

EffinWhiteMale · 2017-08-24T23:34:39+00:00

So did this guy get some pussy or nah seems like he basically flew to the ends of the earth to get friend zoned...

2017-08-24T22:41:55+00:00

It doesn't requires even $1 to be a simps for life apparently

NoThirst · 2017-08-24T22:50:35+00:00

"...Wearing a patterned tunic over tights and snakeskin boots, the blonde beauty smiled as she cuddled against her tall friend, her hand laying gently on his chest."

...who the fvck would ever write this?

2017-08-24T22:52:20+00:00

Um, hes not that good looking.

Rhodesius · 2017-08-25T00:12:34+00:00

She's not yours, it's...

New_User1984 · 2017-08-25T01:06:35+00:00

I guess we are using "hunk" rather loosely these days

2017-08-25T10:18:15+00:00

I suddenly do NOT give a fuck about Aquaman.

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