Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points (4 children) | Copy Link
The vasectomy only changes the color of the baby.
[–]Sir_manalot7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
You don't even need a vasectomy for that.
Vasectomy only ensures that you will pay for someone else's kid.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the scary bit.
[–]knos0s1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
That was the funniest shit I've ever read.
[–]marcos3223 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuck my life into pieces
This is my last resort
[–]KubaJ1002 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
And if the kid is black, it means the Hunter didn't clean his barrel.
[–]ProgrammaticallyMeal1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
Or it could be that the lion took the umbrella, turned it around and thrust the sharp umbrella tip right through his own forehead, making it look like death by a gun wound.
That is, if the hunter was chad and got umbrella jacked.