This is not an April Fools' post, but more in line with the idea of Easter. Meaning rebirth, in a way.

Before I committed to going my own way a few years ago, I have already felt and thought of a change within me. That change being that I no longer saw a woman as potential romantic partner, but just as a sexual object for the sole purpose of fulfilling my biological drive. Once I went my own way, the idea of courtship sickened me. I have become completely disappointed with women. I have become completely exhausted by the amount of time, energy, and money, I as a man, am expected to expend and spend just for a miserable chance to declare that I am in a relationship with a woman. Most of the time, it was a miss with dating. In retrospect, I was lucky. It's a giant rat race where the cheesy reward is allowing your precious resources - time, energy, and money - to be sucked out of you by an ungrateful, angry, parasitic harridan.

When I look at any attractive woman, if my mind wanders to the idea of attempting to have a date with her, I immediately get disgusted. My mind revolts at the idea of wasting the time and energy of striking up a simple conversation with a woman, knowing full well the moment she opens her mouth, I will regret ever bothering to have approached her. It doesn't even matter what she says. Even if she were to say "Yes" to a date, I'd be regretting it because I know I would be there just to entertain her. Give audience to her self-absorbed tirades and mind-numbing, incessant blabber about absolutely nothing of import. No serious, thought provoking discussions. No passionate dialog. None. Every woman I dated, every woman I had a relationshit with, I was only present to placate her fragile ego, by listening to her complain about her life, friends, family, and how disappointed she is that a handsome, tall, and very wealthy Chad Thundercock has not wifed her already, swept her off her feet, and carried her away to a life of luxury, status, envy, and no worries. Shit, just by typing out this paragraph is disgusting me.

Stay single. Never commit to a woman. Never even date her. Save your time, energy, and money for yourself.