That one filthy, appalling Heinekken Rutger Hauer creep. The cancer of the beer industry. Buys out most of the decent, local breweries, then proceeds to turn them into the same generic euro global pisswater.
I'm so disgusted. To fix my taste, I'm rewriting that story:
slaps her ass
"oh hai Jenny"
looks at the two pisswasser bottles
"ah hell no! I'm better than this, you are better than this"
proceeds to smash the pisswasser bottles against the concrete floor
"good riddance"
"hey Jenny, forget the pisswasser. Let's go to my place. I've got some real beer<sup>TM</sup> stashed there"
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DISGUSTING!!! Not worthy this sub.
That one filthy, appalling Heinekken Rutger Hauer creep. The cancer of the beer industry. Buys out most of the decent, local breweries, then proceeds to turn them into the same generic euro global pisswater.
I'm so disgusted. To fix my taste, I'm rewriting that story:
Now. Better.
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Sure. I'm not trying to claim that I'm actually a good writer or anything.
You don't need to slap her ass, you don't need to invite her home.
Just don't touch and/or promote that Heineken pisswasser. It need to be buried in the ground where it belongs.
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