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[–][deleted] 64 points65 points66 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
OMG....you mean that some kids are eating vegetables and lean meat? WTF is this world coming to......
[–]SpaceObama19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Kids are eating lean protein and vegetables! The horror! They should be eating twinkies and ho-hos for breakfast like I did as a kid!
Its very clear to me that the internet is enabling mental illness. These people need help. Thats why they have freak outs in public when they see an attractive couple...they know what they should do, but there is a huge (pun intended) community online that soothes their cognitive dissonance.
[–]n0solace2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The online community causes cognitive dissonance
[–]SpaceObama2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think it goes both ways. It plants the seeds for the dissonance. That seed flowers when out in the sunlight of the real world. It's then destroyed by the poison that is tumblr when they get home.
[–]n0solace1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very well put, I totally agree
[–]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...she needs to take her kids to Somalia.
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well at least she has a nice personality 🤔
[–]T0000009[S] 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah...
It's..
Stunning...
And I really mean that.
[–]goadsaid33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I really do believe that if you rounded up all the fat women on the planet and threw them in a volcano, depression rates would plummet, people would go outside more, charity would skyrocket, infants would talk sooner and pollution would drop.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn't that trigger the volcano though?
[–]goadsaid5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol yea it might.
[–]Toffifee_BeiFjong0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually all that fat would probably create a <100m pillar of fire that burned for eternity. I is ScIenTist.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But we'd just have overweight thetans then.
[–]amgin35 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It would be easier to roll them into the oceans where they belong, but then sea levels would rise significantly.
[–]Spondaios0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Na bro, fat floats so we'd probably have the Panama Canal blocked up for a century or some shit.
[–]DogFashion0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The volcano would be like, "fuck this", and spit them out. Then it would be raining fatties.
[–]Hillary_For_Prison2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They'd be rendered fatties too. Think of hiw greasy the ground downwind of the volcano would be.
[–]gundahir0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
that CO2 released into the air though because they have some serious mass. damn.
[–]goadsaid1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or maybe with all that sugar and fat they would just turn into lava cakes.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Infants would talk sooner hahaha
[–]Iseewhateyesee15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Move along fatass...ain't nobody got time for your dumbshit post wall bs here.
Sucks having to work for something doesn't it? Welcome to the life of a man. Except that if we want something, one way or another life crushes us until we rise and make something of ourselves, whatever that may be to our own imperative.
Equality my ass...they want all the rainbows and butterflies that come with it but not the hard truths... give me a break
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
ARM THE HARPOONS
It's time to take down this cracken
[–]Telcontar20123 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take off, nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Mostly the come a night....mostly.
[–]hollybegin10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's satire right?
[–]Smoothtank4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just assume in this idiocracy the art of satire is dead and what we see is real. I've been taken by the satire assumption one too many times. In fact, we all have collectively which is why feminism has been allowed to metastasize.
[–]hollybegin0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, you're right....
[+][deleted] 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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:D
Neither do I.
[–]Teflon081910 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, straight men must "atone" for being straight men by dating fat, bitchy, ridiculous women?
Well at least she recognizes that she will be alone forever unless radical measures are forced onto men that mandate them to date bitches like her.
[–]slappydapussy6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Biblical interpretation is not her strong suit.
[–]TimeTravel1014 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now, what does she tell her boss?
"You better give me a raise right now because there are 10 year olds studying their ass off to become employable because of people like you."
Nah, she'll just stick to being reasonable at work. Raising hell is left for the poor bloke in her personal life.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Would she consider it wrong to tell a gay man to find women attractive?
[–]Trail_of_Jeers2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least she admits that cis white male is the new original sin. A hundred years ago these bitties would be calling me a sinful lad, evil to the core.
I'm sure they are lining up to break down her door. I also wasn't aware I was opressing anyone by breathing...I'll hold it in as long as I can for the sake of her feels.
[–]BlackVale1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HA SHE ADMITTED IT! She's angry that men don't like whales just like women don't! Took them long enough!
[–]toysjoe1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because fuck you
Well I'm convinced
[–]nightowlmgtow1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well... I don't know about you guys, but I'm sold; where do I sign up?
Perfect logic all throughout; I couldn't find a single flaw in anything trigglypuff had to say.
[–]nightowlmgtow1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey, I found the sign-up website, for you guys who are interested:
www.okcupid.com
Oh, and I found an alt sign-up:
www.pof.com
Some of them aren't yet opinionated genderless or genderqueer superfat "genius"s, and are still skinny, young, and attractive... so you may have to be patient and give them a few years to gain weight and become ugly feminists. A long-term contract endorsed by the state will help to ensure the transition to triggered genderqueer superfat "geniuses"... just give it about 7 years (10 years in some states) - at the most.
[–]nightowlmgtow1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://imgur.com/gallery/r0fXL4q
[–]ABoyandhisFrog1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Also I won't date anyone under 6' or who makes less than $100,000
[–]dirtydog1130 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont understand.....any of what it said!!
AHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHahhHHH there is a lady who sure All the gliders is god and she's buying the stairway to hell, oooooooo and she's an idiot fucking shit, oooo you know sometimes words are being said by stupids
[–]nigelh0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
<shakes head> I'd say we were being trolled but even a bad troll couldn't make that up.
[–]kyledontcare0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for the kids eating vegetables and lean protein.
[–]fur10us_falcon0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So I have to find a baby momma that's 260 with 3 kids by 30 attractive. And then they wonder why no one wants to date them.
[–]Darth_Bicycle0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's so bad that I can't tell the difference between reality and satire any more. How do the guys at Onion still keep going on?
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the pyscho BS feminists are teaching. They teach women to hate human biology and to blame men that biology has evolved the way that it has. The truth is, bitch, if you're fat, no one will find you attractive. That's just the way it is. Feminists would rather do anything than accept that reality. It's easy just to blame it on men or on the "patriarchy" to use their terminology.
hamplanets got demands. finna eat you if you don't comply, oink oink.
[–]geocitiesuser0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fact that it came off tubblr leads me to believe this is an actual rant by an actual fat that actually believes these things.
[–]gundahir0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sorry girls, you wont defeat biology no matter how much you cry. whats worse than a fat bitch ? a fat bitch after she hit the wall.
[–]FreeManIsFrank0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where do I stick my penis?
[–]TheRabid0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. You can't negotiate or shame people into desire. It works one way (ie women to men) and it works the other (ie men to women).
[–]Hproff250 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Superfat genius"
[–]SpaceObama0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice to see #racism thrown in there for absolutely no reason at all. Really helping the cause there.
[–]T0000009[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well as Anita has told us....
EVERYTHING
is sexist, racist, homphobic, oppressive, and by golly we just gotta point it all out!!!
[–]mathsisbetterthansex0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find even ugly girls beautiful when they smile and beatiful girls ugly when they don't.
She's not smiling at me.
Is this real?
[–]Solstus220 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Attraction is more than just physical" Pot calling the kettle black I bet.
[–]Robbadobb260 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol keep dreaming
[–]phantommaster19990 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
little girls are dieting and its our fault :(
What language is this?
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