Women, you're online dating profile is ridiculous because...

project_mayhem_ · 2016-08-26T23:05:10+00:00

I love to dance = I love to get drunk

I love to travel = I love to get drunk in Mexico

I don't play games/want drama = I have herpes and/or bastard children

My kids are my life = My parents are paying my rent, and I'm under their thumb until I find someone else to pay it

I'm a traditional girl = You will spend a fucking fortune entertaining me and I will feel no sense of reciprocal commitment, nor will I put out

I'm not like other girls = I haven't got an original thought in my head, but I'm too stupid to realize other people do

I don't kiss on the first date = But I'll take it in the ass without a date if you are top quintile in three of the six shallow criteria I use to judge men

Must be at least (insert height/weight/income requirements here) = I have no marketable skills nor do I think I should try to have any

I support myself and my kids on my own = I don't even have the basic arithmetic skills to understand how much my tax "refund" exceeds my total withholding. I'm a burden on everyone else and I don't even know it

All my boyfriends have cheated and /or abused me = This is what I'll be telling everyone about you, even though you treat me like a princess

I've never cheated on any of my boyfriends = But I was fucking the next guy before I informed them that the relationship was over and they should stop buying me stuff

byers18901 · 2016-08-26T21:48:09+00:00

You're not really looking for a nice guy.

Zombocom1911 · 2016-08-26T22:04:11+00:00

NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP (I want you to lie to me about your intentions) . HAHA bitch.

Mojo_666 · 2016-08-26T21:48:39+00:00

Those pouty lips on the old tarts that remind me of my own shit ring.

project_mayhem_ · 2016-08-27T01:07:07+00:00

Someone should make a parody account where the woman is looking for a "cuck to take care of my kids" just to see if anyone still goes for it.

le0dude21 · 2016-08-27T00:15:48+00:00

Your favorite food isn't pizza. Cause you never know what you want to fucking eat when I ask.

You are not shy, cause you probably fuck on the first date.

Saying you are strong and independent is just like a guy who says he knows how to fight. If you really are, you don't have to say it.

2016-08-27T00:34:29+00:00

I like those online ads where women are posing with their kids. Some are even bold enough to say stuff like "I am already a mom, I don't need to be a mom to you too blah blah" LOL... why are these women online trying to get dates? Go be a mom then, you got other responsibilities.. Once you have kids, your dating life is OVER unless you plan on riding the cock carousel and nothing else, which makes you a shit mom.

2016-08-26T23:20:18+00:00

"I don't cause drama, my exes do!"

feedmecarrots · 2016-08-27T03:13:42+00:00

Your 471 point checklist. And, you want me to accept you unconditionally?

soelc3 · 2016-08-27T05:12:56+00:00

What are you doing on dating sites...?

victor_knight · 2016-08-27T09:03:22+00:00

Most women these days know they are worth shit but that eventually, there will be a handful of the millions of the 80% "bottom-feeding" men who will have no choice but to settle for them. Just like they know after a top 20% man has signed the marriage contract, there's no incentive to stay in shape or continue being nice for too long. The male equivalent of this is the pump and dump (which I'm not against).

baptized-in-flames · 2016-08-27T01:49:08+00:00

You're not special.

gatstrap · 2016-08-27T03:03:45+00:00

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nigelh · 2016-08-27T14:15:02+00:00

?? I don't need a woman's approval and she, sure as hell, doesn't need mine.

Surely with all the things just waiting for you to do in this world looking up some fattie on a dating site should come somewhere after 'having a coronary at 95' on your to do list?

2045_revolution · 2016-08-27T18:16:57+00:00

Looking for a man who loves to travel = looking for a man who is healthy with disposable income and a good job

This site is full of losers = men out of my league have no interest in me

Men only want sex = men out of my league don't call me after fucking me

I hate drama = I cause drama wherever I go and it always catches up to me

Looking for a man, not a boy = I fucked up my life and need someone more mature and responsible than me to fix the mess

Must be able to hold a conversation = I'm boring as hell, so entertain me

Looking for a stable, reliable man = looking for a man to pay my bills and raise my kids

My last boyfriend was an abuser = we abused each other

2016-08-27T00:46:12+00:00

Wanderlust

2016-08-27T11:11:22+00:00

Wow you like fun! How interesting.

2016-08-27T15:00:51+00:00

Looking for adventure- on every profile out there.

Translation- I'm too boring to entertain myself

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Title	Women, you're online dating profile is ridiculous because...
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Upvotes	51
Comments	37
Date	August 26, 2016 9:44 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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