Then come to where I am staying and beat me to death with a shovel. The money's in my pocket and the shovel is behind the door.

In other news I made the mistake of starting to date a woman here in Asia where I am. She quickly started pestering me about marriage so I was planning my exit. Long story short, I am now quarantined with her. No laughing in the back! So, shovel please. Don't let me see it coming.