So, there's this girl who wanted me for a while. I'm talking full frontal flirting. She has a boyfriend. Told me full on that she doesn't want him, she wants me, and that say the word and she'll dump him.

I gave her the look, said "If you want fun, that's fine, but if you think I'll be trusting you after you're clearly cheating on him, you're crazy."

She got mad "But he's just a (here's the part where I'm in shock) tool I use for guys I don't like."

I just walk away.

Just an hour ago, in comes boyfriend

"Stay away from my girl or I'll kill you."

Her:

"That's the guy. He's the one that has been sexually harrassing me."

Says the girl who was literally pushing up on me in public.

I told him, without hesitation "This is sad. Look at you, taking up for a girl who cheated on you not once, but twice. Where has she she been when she's not with you, huh? You think she's being a good little girl? Listen, dude. She doesn't want you, she doesn't love you, and I don't know why you care...because clearly, the bitch ain't worth anyone's time...I'd rather watch an elephant take a dump. Do yourself a favor and either leave me alone and never speak to me again, or you go and be a hero and end up on a stretcher...if you're LUCKY."

I walked away, went to the nearest authorities, and filed a complaint. Not that it'll do me any good, because one good accusation that she'll give to the police...

and my ass is up a creek.

I can't believe this just happened. I am still floored because of how absolutely calloused this was. She was the one who was coming to ME...and hard.

Gentlemen, those who don't know any better...heed my warning.

WOMEN ARE FUCKING CRAZY WHEN THEY WANT TO BE!