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[–]Chatter_60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She’s hot... for now.
[–]Alinitysdog20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I can't wait to see what the wall does to her.
[–]TigPlaze18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She'll hate men for what time + biology does to her.
[–]Alinitysdog7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can already see the flappy arms, stretch marks and saggy ass already.
[–]Uttfttufftcytfcctf7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just did a google search of her in 2020, it’s already hitting her, haha, her face is blowing up fatter.
[–]Alinitysdog2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao when will wahmen 'learn' that the wall will come for them?
[–]spoderman6165 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She'll get plastic surgery too, I guarantee it. Then slam into the wall at mach speed.
[–]TehAn0mollie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she'll look like Caitlyn Jenner as she impacts the wall? The way Courtney Cox and Cindy Crawford did?
[–]Alinitysdog0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ughhh, plastic surgery and the wall mix like oil and water.
[–]BadWardrobe28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The latest one I heard is that she took a shit in their marital bed cause Depp turned up late to a party.
She sounds like a well balanced individual...
[–]JonSAlberta18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From twitter: #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser - 45.3K Tweets
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPxS0-VWoAEecVN?format=jpg&name=large
[–]NickTesla201813 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Crazy in the head, crazy in bed. Not worth the risk though.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She shit in the bed too. Look it up
[–]Iqbal4086271513 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
great summary. On general principle I think we should boycott anything that has her in it for an eternity!
[–]cob_2585 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or we just pirate it
"Commandeer, we're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term" — Captain Jack Sparrow
[–]DangZagnut8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And still make money and have no career penalty.
[–]albertscool8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Johnny Depp is a cuck. The trump curse got him after he threatened to assassinate the president.
[–]Turpekus5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did nothing wrong? How about marrying that bitch?
[–]NaziPunisher6660 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
exactly, if you let a person walk all over you and you just silently took it. You are partially to blame for not standing up for yourself. Self love and self respect is the first step to get love and respect. How are the others gonna respect you if you dont even respect yourself?
[–]naukly5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
without makeup she's not too grand
[–]GuiltyEngineer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Cmon now, she is legit 9/10 atleast in no makeup category
[–]NohoTwoPointOh2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The bar has been significantly lowered, I see. 9 is jaw-droppingly smoking. Those no makeup pics are attractive, but not en fuego.
[–]GuiltyEngineer-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I really want to see what you consider no makeup 9 and no makeup 10
[–]NohoTwoPointOh1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First off, there are no ‘10s’
Jane Birkin and a young Sophia Lauren were both leagues more attractive without makeup. Hell, Bar Refaeli and Ayumi Hamasaki are solid 8’s sans war paint. But 9/10? Nay. What woman is?
[–]naukly0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
its only my opinion, beauty is subjective brother. i can see how one might find her attractive, just not my flavor.
[–]GuiltyEngineer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is true only if you did not see first hand Michelangelos David or someonething in that level. Beauty is universal standard, you can personally preffer something else with still knowing that fact.
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[–]naukly1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those genetics are unfortunately paired with horrible personality traits
[–]rocko200022 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im gonna take crap for this, but I stand with neither. They both seem like attention hungry psychos who end up together because they love drama. For all I know, they were beating each other up. But at least it would be fair that Depp also got his side of the story.
[–]pangolin0012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At 16 years old (punk rocker) a girl (blonde; czech; virgin) starts at my highschool. TL;DR: I take her virginity, we go out for a couple months, I take her to a party (mostly punks/alts) and in a half hour she's found the 'girls'... half hour later I'm being thrown from the party... 3 days later, my gf was going to the girls place everyday. The girls called me and told me to come get her.. I asked WTF happened (I had known these girls for a couple years)... Apparently my gf told them I was abusive and put cigarettes out on her legs. She had red spots on her legs. We just went camping for a week and mosquitos loved her. She said they were cig burns.
After those 3 days she told the girls the truth. She made it up. They wanted me to come get her because she didn't want to leave. I showed up, they had her clothes on the lawn in flames.
Although I was never friends with the girls again. Even though my gf admitted she made it up the girls probably couldn't deal with being accountable about throwing me out over a strangers lies. I'm 44 now. That was 1992. They don't change guys. I promise.
[–]TheWhiteFeather19150 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They do change, not for the better though.
[–]funclejoe1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dahmer/Damler scale super hot, super psycho
[–]GoodMan_Gone1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry. Must be me. But I don't even think she's hot. Too "boney" and doing her utmost best to make her man boobs look like something.
[–]magx011 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All that for a few early fun sex sessions before it all turns to shit.....
[–]ZomCom131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at them sexy demonic eyes. If I got a bj from that, my dong wouldn't be in one piece. Kinky?
[–]peepeeandpoopooman1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But she's hot, which means if she does the stuff in the description she will get off Scot-free.
Hot women can literally do anything they want without consequences, and they know it.
[–]PapaSmegma691 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Start a new trend of not dating hot bitches anymore. Just stick to cute homely or humble ones
[–]iwanttheblanketback1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a psychopath baby.
[–]akihonj0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I'm seeing one too many red flags there, I think I'll have to give that one a miss.
[–]lazercrazy30 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk, that ocean in the background looks pretty hot. Let’s go for a swim 😮
[–]Diebert[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I MEAN YOURE RIGHT
[–]honk_20200 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if she's as hot in the sack as PLA agent Wendi Deng?
[–]MoonshineGuy8590 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Standard hot chick drama.
A good woman can make you a millionaire. (If you're a billionaire, :P )
You forgot she shit in the bed as revenge.
I honestly don't even find her hot. She's got them psycho bitch eyes. The self-centered narcissist ego is about flow out of her eyes.
You can tell a lot from looking them into their eyes. I would rather date someone that's mediocre attractive but kind to me.
[–]walnuts223-4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate Johnny Depp. He ruined willy Wonka
[+]felix_es-7 points-6 points-5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
At least she's hot man.
[–]NoThirst6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...Her "hotness" is more than eclipsed by her mental illnesses.
Its actually correlated
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