"How do I hide my unproductivity while being a quota hire?"

l0g1cm4rt · 2020-11-30T12:14:15+00:00

Graphs reflecting code contribution is an important metric in accountability.
Also, it allows other Developers to code review each others work.

Therefore, she is arguing to remove accountability and transparency. What has she got to hide?

Marque01 · 2020-11-30T12:28:02+00:00

"It's not fair" - The 14 year old quota hire

ReverendCatch · 2020-11-30T16:16:42+00:00

Reminds me of that one story of that really impressive black hole project or something. They credited it to some girl who had like 5 commits and overlooked the dude who had like 12000 commits. They said some shit like “female writes black hole algorithm” or whatever it was.

Damnit now I gotta google this. It really pissed me off.

Behind every successful woman is a man who did it for her.

BlackPilledYekke · 2020-11-30T13:50:05+00:00

Burn down charts work best

Maximum_Afternoon · 2020-11-30T14:45:37+00:00

As usual, making demands and then not thinking through the consequences.

Ok, so let's say we do what you want: remove graph and make balance important.

Then how the fuck would we measure whether someone was being balanced?

bfte2 · 2020-11-30T15:58:00+00:00

console.log("Fuck off.")

PopularElevator2 · 2020-11-30T22:03:51+00:00

Just found her on GitHub and oof. Most of her stuff is about her blogs and women conferences. The little coding she does is updating node packages and adding new packages. That's intern level type of stuff She is a staff engineer too for open source project. Definitely a diverse hire.

Legs2big · 2020-11-30T15:32:51+00:00

Lel. She wants to be able to tell she codes as much as me wheareas all she does is fork projects and never pushes valuable merge requests? 👋😂 We’re doomed.

Disastrous-Bowl5520 · 2020-11-30T16:13:25+00:00

I won't be surprised to find GitHub obliged with her crazy request. After all, they changed master branch to main.

As a Git newbie, I had to struggle a bit.

isthisthelasttime34 · 2020-11-30T16:45:29+00:00

"Balance is important"

Translation: I want to take significant time away from work and not be penalized for it.

AllWomenLie · 2020-11-30T15:37:48+00:00

Can anyone explain this to me? What is a green graph? How do they measure for the output on the graphs?

sharedisaster · 2020-11-30T15:57:10+00:00

In her mind, balance = diversity, and diversity = strength.

silent_hedges · 2020-11-30T23:16:37+00:00

"~~Balance is important~~ 4 hours a day on pinterest, gossiping, going to starbucks and a million other useless activities is important'

p3b234cw4z2 · 2020-11-30T15:32:04+00:00

Loooooooool......

PrinceRaj53 · 2020-11-30T15:44:30+00:00

I have an indian song(in hindi) specifically dedicated for her name :

Chal hatt behen ki Laurie, chal hatt behen ki Laurie....

TigPlaze · 2020-11-30T20:55:18+00:00

What's a GitHub graph?

2020-12-01T00:58:21+00:00

I love how they make up a story about how a guy asked them where they work. They say Microsoft and the guy responds oh you must be in HR... said no guy in today’s world ever... and even if they did, it’s not the end of the world where you tell everyone whoah is me. Seriously - if that’s your only issue then shut the fuck up. There are people starving in the world and you act like someone just stole your last cup of water in the desert. God the entitlement, the absolute absence of perspective. Fucking unreal. I’ve worked all over the world and every time I see any chick in the western world complain about how she has it rough because people don’t kiss her ass enough I just chuckle because I realize what a nimrod they are and that they will never ever learn.

TheShadowbyte · 2020-11-30T17:18:14+00:00

"I will not be desirable to employers if I don't upload every day, and I don't want to work every day". I mean work-life balance is important, but it's really a non-issue in this context, considering that any company worth working for will actually analyze and care about the QUALITY of your uploads far more than the quantity. Signed, someone who hires developers as part of his job.

Johnnntena · 2020-12-01T05:02:48+00:00

Being able to compete in my workplace is important Hence, i can use hr to my favour to remove my male competitors by calling sexual harassment.

~Wymen 2020

MKUltraExtreme3 · 2020-12-01T07:23:03+00:00

When did quota hires become a thing?

And is it required by law?

elimsreh · 2020-12-01T17:03:16+00:00

I tried to find the original tweet. She tweets so frequently that I couldn't even scroll further than 2-3 days.

I wonder why she wants to remove green graph. Lol

Title	"How do I hide my unproductivity while being a quota hire?"
Author	Kindly-Town
Upvotes	354
Comments	46
Date	November 30, 2020 11:29 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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