Woman who impregnated self with stolen semen from billionaire wins child support battle. Jane was 36 when she stole a used condom from a then 24-year-old tech millionaire’s hotel garbage can

CpuDoc67 · 2020-05-06T14:35:43+00:00

Parasite!!!!!

“He left his bank statement on the nightstand in his hotel room and I saw it when I was cleaning, at the time I wanted a baby so bad and I thought it would be better if I had a baby with a rich man”

gtowerthrowaway · 2020-05-06T14:40:46+00:00

Imagine stuffing bodily fluids left by a stranger in a hotel room up your pussy.

What a pig.

Shame the guy forgot to add the hot sauce.

MGTOW_ENDER · 2020-05-06T14:47:39+00:00

There was actually a guy who put horse raddish In a condom and left it in the bit at his girlfriends house to see if she would try and impregnate herself. She got burns inside her, he admitted it and he got charged with assault.

CyberSmith34 · 2020-05-06T14:35:56+00:00

She named the son after the father? What Moneybag Jr. ?

Wide-Brick · 2020-05-06T14:39:22+00:00

One part of me is shocked beyond belief

Another part of me KNOWS this story to be true.

TigPlaze · 2020-05-06T14:40:40+00:00

What happened to "my body, my choice"? Oh, that's only if it's a woman. That semen was a part of that man's body. He owned it. She had no right to use it against his will. If we had a just society, she would be prosecuted for violating his bodily rights.

Ding31 · 2020-05-06T14:44:01+00:00

Is the purpose of the courts to encourage immoral behavior? The message that is sent to the other hotel cleaners with this sentence is that they shoul do the same.

jeffsang · 2020-05-06T15:51:19+00:00

This story was originally written as satire. Looks like the Nigeria site that OP linked didn't realize that the story came from a site called "Joke News: News Parody You Like" in Zulu.

Nighthanger · 2020-05-06T14:29:17+00:00

Shes the type to sell her soul to the devil.

AspirantMilitant · 2020-05-06T15:52:57+00:00

This is fake news. Never happened.

jamexxx · 2020-05-06T15:54:01+00:00

This is a false story that never happened. Unless that’s sarcasm flying above my head.

BoogersAndSugar · 2020-05-06T15:58:18+00:00

THIS is why you ALWAYS FLUSH THE CONDOM DOWN THE TOILET! Never the trash can. The oldschool MGTOW guys taught me this way back in 2004, and it's still valid today.

slutslyainstud · 2020-05-06T14:27:34+00:00

The cartel

53withtrollhair · 2020-05-06T15:39:32+00:00

HONK FVCKING HONK!!!!

I ..... can't .... believe ... form words.... JFC!!!!

2020-05-06T16:43:35+00:00

Vasectomy FTW

Terror-Error · 2020-05-06T16:52:26+00:00

There are no words to describe the level of disgust and abhorrent revulsion I feel towards this woman and the individuals that allowed this to occur.

Exactly_what_I_think · 2020-05-06T15:01:44+00:00

Any followup? Is he suing for custody?

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HONK FVCKING HONK!!!!