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[β]ransay327744 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry dear. I have your balls right here in my purse if I decide you need them.
[β]CDEDC31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm about to rape you financially
[β]MovieReviewMgtow3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm gonna ride you dirty boy......
Is what she is thinking and its not the good dirty for prince simp
[β]Cryptolexicon20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'll never financially recover from this."π
[β]ka0t1k114 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Don't get married"
[β]LAdude7115 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"What I left behind for this bitch"
[β]shook_not_shaken14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When hubby still hasn't figured out that after his title and his guns, his beard is next on your kill list
[β]Jsin3457 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he shaves his beard Iβm calling 911. Fuck that
[β]diffeqs885 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you just tell me no? Well....no blowjob for you tonight.
[β]plainnsimpleforever4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"The misery I have put this man under makes me happy"
[β]brutalitymuffin6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"I traded a worn out snatch for my entire independence and life? Wtf was i thinking? Think i need psychiatric help."
[β]Bitcoin_Bastard0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he is mentally ill or possibly gay and she was "beard" who got her claws into him and convinced him she could be his new mummy.
The whole thing is a clusterfuck of epic proportions either way.
FWIW I lean towards the 2nd option: she's a beard who became an abusive slave owner
[β]MovieReviewMgtow0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π
[β]simplystimpy4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]deadBeefCafe20144 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
βNo. You cannot have your balls back.β
Spez: WTF autocorrect ...
[β]imcleverartistname4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"The plan is almost complete...."
[β]Rafapalmeira4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Is he still really a prince? I don't think he's the same man I used to know. I'm going to divorce him and look for my happiness"
[β]c0rnch1p4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that's when he knew, he fucked up
[β]Maleficent_Balance3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should i blame his military history for the suicide i have planned for him?
[β]kriskros184 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meganβs βdoβ list:
(β ) make a prince your biatch
[β]EjakeJ2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You fucking miserable ginger cuck, just wait, i am not done with you yet.
[β]anonymous5780331 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I ROYALLY fucked up - inner turmoil of CUCK Harry"
[β]InsideCow71 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From a prince to a pauper.
[β]call_me_sensei1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"He has no idea..... "
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I should have just kept banging that spicy chick from Dublin. I could still have my fucking rifles and my royalness. TF was I thinking.......I'm so fucked
[β]MacMigtauer1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm gonna make sure I ruin your life
[β]EnvironmentalRest41 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You better do as I want or we will see what happens when we get home.....
[β]Strahl201 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You better start smiling or I'll hit you again, Harry"
[β]areyes11181 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honey, I think youβll look better if you shave off your beard.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So youβre saying Iβm not allowed to do that too?
[β]IceyBear9880 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What you see here is the master and her blaster, they call them masterblaster.
[β]boogalooshrimp11030 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I see why they left yo ass"
[β]KennyBlankenship90 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I'm going to have to fake my own death to get out of this one.
[β]Blissbynature0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Mmmmmm, money, then divorce, then more money, then penis playground, and child support, and travel, then more penis, then more money. I'm so smart."
[β]LAdude710 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I wonder if grandma will take just me back".
[β]ZarBandit0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One more kid should do it, and then onto the divorce rape.
[β]JustABox_0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I knew I could be a princess!
[β]AxelYowie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm your family now...
[β]brutalitymuffin0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Hang on, this kid doesn't look much like me..."
[β]Rottinghere0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"If only he knew that I'm fucking the bodyguard..."
She looks pretty cute here ngl.
[β]CognPsycNeurScie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm gonna fuck him ...over.
[β]UsedCommunication0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[Meghan]: Look at me in the eye
What are you thinking right now?
You love me don't you?
You see that pretty blonde over there (that looks like his ex Chelsy)
I am your one don't you?
LOOK AT ME!!!
LOOK AT ME, NOW!!!
ANSWER!!!
[Harry thinking in his head]: Chelsy, I miss you...
[β]aad79900 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooh shiiit!
[β]RunawayGrain0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's thinking to himself: "Tunnel in Paris. Tunnel in Paris. Tunnel in Paris. Please God a tunnel in Paris."
[β]ProcedurallyCreated0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How else could I use you for my profit?
[β]BlackPillPusher0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Prince Cuckington and his handler
[β]markjohntwo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is this really the best I can do ...?
You have been cucked, now does it feel now?
[β]AndyTravelGuy3140 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Schadenfreude in a nutshell
I've seen a lot of things in life. But nothing is more scarier than those soulless eyes
[β]hnug20 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What have I done.
[β]Duchat0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See, babe, I used to go 'round to the pub to watch footy with the lads, so I thought this Saturday is the championship match an' all...
Matriarchy staring at the unassuming you.
[β]bayirdjitsu0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're lucky I might let you see me naked. If I feel like it.
[β]intelligence_skills0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
M: I make 10000 a day on Onlyfans.
H: Prince to Pimp?
[β]no_gal_friend0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yes , my true and only queen!!"
then just wait until Queen Elizabeth hears this..
[β]Annual-Wonder0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fall of the House of Windsor.
Next dynasty is going full Mecca Allah
[β]Beerbeer0070 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will drain this slave to the last bit of energy (both cash+attention+moral abuse)! Because i believe i can do better than him!
[β]HumanzDisgustMe[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am sleeping over my uh.. trainerβs house again tonight.
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