Autorape, obviously

Perseus_the_Bold · 2020-05-31T08:02:56+00:00

Goes to show how uncreative and woefully unhumorous women are. They can't fucking think of novel or funny ways to phrase their masturbation? Here are a few freebies coming from a Man:

Flicking the bean

Polishing the pearl

calling the dog

Hand washing

stroking the turtle

popping the box

scratching the rug

Women have no imagination and somehow that is men's fault.

fcukthegov · 2020-05-31T09:08:41+00:00

Selfrape?

tacticalinfernape · 2020-05-31T09:25:37+00:00

my hand raped me

AbstruseMurmurings · 2020-05-31T09:10:05+00:00

Financial planning.

Toasty_Nuggetz · 2020-05-31T16:34:23+00:00

Jesus christ. Do these whores EVER stop talking about their shitty vaginas?

DangZagnut · 2020-05-31T07:47:34+00:00

Give it the old Harley two stroke shuffle?

altair43 · 2020-05-31T10:58:30+00:00

We need to answer this very important question!! I mean seriously!! Let's find it out asap, so the ladies can continue fucking themselves.

Since we have solved everything there is, one final question remains!

Guitar4fun · 2020-05-31T08:11:58+00:00

So wait, fingering themselves isn’t what they call masturbation? And with the way this woman’s face looks, it’s like she’s getting raped by a thug yet enjoying it.

Me2Brah · 2020-05-31T17:56:25+00:00

I find it odd that this is a pressing issue to them. If this is her biggest problem in life, then she has exactly zero problems in life.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-05-31T13:58:58+00:00

new, feminist term?

Her hand just got #metoo'd by her vagina?

Rub the muff?

RoboMandrake · 2020-05-31T17:21:19+00:00

Scratching the chicken

HipsterNgariman · 2020-05-31T13:07:57+00:00

*clears throat* uhm, masturbating ?

FlexViper · 2020-05-31T13:27:06+00:00

self penetration

KUL-DANK · 2020-05-31T14:00:29+00:00

front hole self rape

Tallsmarthandsome · 2020-06-01T03:00:24+00:00

masturbating with a vagina? Pretty good description of sex from mens perspective...but for real..needs is food and shelter, clothes and medical supplies/care. This broad wants new words. Clickbait comes to mind ;)

2020-05-31T20:53:33+00:00

It already has a term: fingering herself. Dumb bitch doesn't even know English.

2020-06-01T03:08:10+00:00

Petting the cat!

PrestigiousCarpet8 · 2020-06-01T10:00:29+00:00

Buff the muff Pet the pussy Massage the clam Tickle the taco

But really, that took less than 10 seconds to solve this highly distressing, earth-shattering problem. Now wlthat we've achieved utopia, what will we do?!?

Thaniii · 2020-06-01T13:00:09+00:00

Jacking it in San Diego

Title	Autorape, obviously
Author	BlackPillPusher
Upvotes	131
Comments	30
Date	May 31, 2020 7:19 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/gtukjf/autorape_obviously/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/autorape-obviously.669739 https://theredarchive.com/post/669739

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