Men are really out here thinking we “have it easy” and “don’t need a dating strategy” because we have dusty cumskulls willing to pounce and bounce

ino_y · 2019-10-30T16:50:13+00:00

Ejac and evac

Blow and go

Screw ya and booyah

Hit it and quit it

Cum on your face and leave your place

Disappoint and leave your joint

Jerk off on your titty and flee the city

Unimpress and jizz on your dress

Try to go raw and get kicked out the door

Have an existential crisis as he realises his search for poon has been meaningless all along, he's an underachiever and underemployed, afraid he'll never live up to his father's expectations, never make his mother or any other woman proud, his overwhelming insecurities have been masked by false bravado and toxic masculinity and he's been unable to have a meaningful relationship his entire life, except the family dog, who was the only one who looked happy when he entered a room, which just made it worse as he recognized the disinterest and even disdain in people's eyes every time he awkwardly tried to insert himself into a group or a conversation, just trying to make a human connection, desperate for a scrap of love or even kindness that seemed to come so easily to others, but he's here now, in your arms, the deep shame of thinking that women aren't people finally bubbles to the surface and he sobs into your shoulder until the sun rises, then slowly trudges out the door with some toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

CSQUITO · 2019-10-30T19:42:24+00:00

I’m screaming

RainbowRollers · 2019-10-30T16:39:11+00:00

I’ve been a bit shocked with some men’s opinions. Thank goodness not all men thing so badly about women

TheOGJammies · 2019-10-30T16:36:15+00:00

They can never make uo their minds on whether we are whiny passive benefactors of female privilege or masterminds crafting an elaborate scheme to manipulate “betas” and “incels”

nosynobody · 2019-11-13T03:38:50+00:00

Or how much porn normalises degrading women. Like "face fucking!" the percentage of women who find this appealing must be infinitesimally small yet men think its a-ok for women to gag and choke during oral.

A lot of degrading behaviour has been normalized thanks to porn and women who refuse to do this are somehow the outliers!

Title	Men are really out here thinking we “have it easy” and “don’t need a dating strategy” because we have dusty cumskulls willing to pounce and bounce
Author	alittleoutmymind
Upvotes	38
Comments	8
Date	October 30, 2019 3:52 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/dp8mjq/men_are_really_out_here_thinking_we_have_it_easy/
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