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[β]Liz_LemondropRuthless Strategist49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I threw up in my mouth reading that. I used to be that girl so hard.
[β][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Is the onion ring thing actually from somewhere or did you come up with it? π
[β]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Itβs the pick me rally cry
[β]bearded_dragonladyFDS STRATEGY COACH5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, an onion ring? At least demand a ring pop...
[β]Justicebubble9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's what Homer gave Marge when he asked her to marry him. The grease from the onion ring burned her fingef
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lol yeah that was my inspo
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ffs the Simpsons is the classic example of a fat loser man with a smart, kind, beautiful wife. Marge, you're too good to be a RPW! Funny thing is, most RPW will probably end up with Homer Simpson men, except they won't even be faithful to them like Homer is.
[β]NotClothedFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The simpsons
[β]venus-scorpio-marsFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love you guys πππ
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
πππ
[β]makingballoons12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
βHe doesnβt even have to propose. He can just throw the ring, Iβll catch itβ
π₯΄
[β][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch... "tfw you give yourself hypothermia for your necrophiliac boyfriend" you probably hit a lot of them where it hurts with that. Might I suggest "tfw you give yourself anorexia for your 'ephebophiliac' (pedo) boyfriend" as another, perhaps more common, example?
[β]ino_y15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I actually like beer guts dad bods" hurk
[β]TrillLogic_FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey maid, I see you got on yo maid outfit like you always do
[β]heythere360FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not a crumb of dick though LOL
[β]dearlittlefucker6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are a bit too naive for me.
[β]understatedalwaysFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha. Iβm dying.
[β]makingballoons4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ohmygod Iβm dying ππ
[β]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'her spirit animal is a doormat' adhuhdashdhsf dead.
[β]darling89FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha
[β]raggedclaws_silentCsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ur perfect sweaty is my favorite one here. Gross!
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[β]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth20 points21 points22 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]bearded_dragonladyFDS STRATEGY COACH5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Justicebubble9 points10 points11 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]NotClothedFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]venus-scorpio-marsFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]makingballoons12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]ino_y15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]TrillLogic_FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]heythere360FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]dearlittlefucker6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]understatedalwaysFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]makingballoons4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]darling89FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]raggedclaws_silentCsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link