Good luck with that one

ChadInKorea · 2020-07-02T21:35:09+00:00

Alcoholic and pregnancies at 19. How do I marry this catch?

sirusbn · 2020-07-02T22:13:12+00:00

Hitting the wall before even hitting prime. What an achievement

MrWojak · 2020-07-02T21:56:34+00:00

Lifetime of pump and dump incoming

Honest_Solution · 2020-07-02T22:02:06+00:00

What a failure at life

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2020-07-02T22:03:58+00:00

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qqwerpy · 2020-07-02T22:49:14+00:00

19 and already has 2 kids, she gonna catch this left swipe

x-typo · 2020-07-02T22:09:00+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if her mom is a single mother...

qazpol · 2020-07-02T22:04:55+00:00

Government benefits should cut off at 1 child. Any subsequent children should be aborted and they should get their tubes tied. Having children is not a right afforded by the government. The amount of children born to these kind of mothers is steadily increasing to become the new norm. Women have no one to blame but themselves. They have more choice, opportunity and reach than any women in history and what do they pick? Nothing but the dredges of society. The balance will eventually tip back to reality when men necessarily will invent a better woman. We will likely not see that for another 100 years or so, thus society will continue to suffer the consequences bestowed to us by these types of women.

ChadInKorea · 2020-07-02T22:32:59+00:00

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TheTastelessBatman · 2020-07-02T23:04:54+00:00

I swiped my phone left so hard that the phone went flying.

ThouWontThrowaway · 2020-07-03T00:32:09+00:00

Her life is about to change. Her BFFs have no time to babysit because the club closes at 2 and they need at least an hour to beat their face before they wait in line to get in. Her (Single) Mom works 12 hours at the hospital and she can only guilt trip Aunt Karen to watch her grandkids so many times a week. She'll start, quit college, then start again and eat up her FAFSA switching majors twice -- one stepped on dream per child. After failing to complete her bachelors in art...and then failing to become a graphic designer, she'll wake up from the inebriated stupor that is her life at 28 and beg mom to let her stay at home for another 18 months while she focuses on her RN course after she clocks out at Macy's.

Her entire family is tired of putting up with her. It was cute when she was 19 but she's almost thirty now. They want her to settle down and find Captain Save-a-Hoe. Aunt Karen tells her she works with an intern named Billy at her office and he'd be happy to take her out but once she sees his FB pro pic she's revolted. She knows her worth after all. She's fallen in and out of love with Bikers, Personal Trainers, College Athletes, Photographers, Singers and Rappers. She just needs one guy who isn't intimidated by her and isn't into games.

While she waits for the right man to come into her life, she'll continue to take her head meds, quit drinking and enroll in that Zumba Class after New Years. She'll be looking forward to her 29th birthday for sure.

mustangfrank · 2020-07-02T22:15:30+00:00

Pregnant, so party on dudette. alcohol is not a danger to pregnant women's babies.

loneliness-inc · 2020-07-03T00:42:00+00:00

Way back when, before i discovered TRP, I was on some forum, discussing some topic, when the op reached out to me privately. We chatted a bit and it turns out that she lived around 30 minutes away, had just broken up with her BF and was inviting me over to hang out at her house....

She sent me pictures of herself and her baby. She had a nice body and excellent knockers. Beautiful hair and a pretty face. She was 19 years old. Even back then, I knew not to bite this bait. I encouraged her to reconcile with the father of the kid and to not give up their relationship over the petty bullshit for which she shut him out of her life.

This went on for a while. She kept asking me to come hang out at her house and I kept suggesting she reconcile with the father of her child.

Eventually I just stopped responding and that was it.

TridentToe · 2020-07-02T23:38:49+00:00

Man these profiles got to be fake. There’s no way!

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-07-02T23:53:33+00:00

Let’s hear it for fetal alcohol syndrome.

russwriter67 · 2020-07-02T23:55:25+00:00

I hope she’s not drinking while she’s pregnant! By the way, that should be illegal and it’s crazy that it isn’t considered child abuse.

_Icarus_Reborn_ · 2020-07-02T23:15:52+00:00

What a waste.

thefilthyhermit · 2020-07-03T01:55:27+00:00

You can hear her scream "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" from 42 miles away.

CCKPRM · 2020-07-02T23:32:49+00:00

The fact that she doesn't love her kids shows some real emotional development has been damaged or never developed. Like, seriously, lady. Human beings are evolutionarily programmed to love their kids. How'd you manage to fuck that one up?

BluepillProfessor · 2020-07-03T00:23:46+00:00

An I can already tell her IQ.

Wrathful_Buddha · 2020-07-03T00:45:32+00:00

Is that a vape and a wine cooler? Isn't she pregnant?

Itneverbegancel · 2020-07-03T04:08:53+00:00

Holy fuck, she is just a year older than me, and already has 2 kids. Why would anyone even want to have her, when she is having children this young

defiance211 · 2020-07-03T00:06:04+00:00

19 on baby 2 and I bet she’s getting hammered in this photo while prego.

stephmeister44 · 2020-07-03T02:51:39+00:00

At this point I wonder if those are even real. I mean are there desperate enough men to fall for that?

SapperHammer · 2020-07-03T05:33:54+00:00

makes me feel sad for her more than anything. poor girl fucked up and shes gonna live a life of poverty and no education, fuck this world in the ass sometimes

One-Move · 2020-07-02T23:12:30+00:00

Dairy cow!

ThrowAwayBecause40 · 2020-07-03T00:36:55+00:00

Big yikes.

EastEndMontrealer1 · 2020-07-03T00:41:13+00:00

Second kid on the way, or a beer belly?

hozarkmoca · 2020-07-03T01:20:31+00:00

Maybe your parents can?

chewis · 2020-07-03T02:04:51+00:00

42 miles away is not nearly enough

f3m1n15m15c4nc3r · 2020-07-03T02:57:22+00:00

That would be your parents.

lethargic_apathy · 2020-07-03T03:10:17+00:00

Guys look at how brave and empowering she is for having kids (and drinking) at 19

/s

Fat_Akuma · 2020-07-03T04:43:05+00:00

Stay the fuck away fellas

blub12 · 2020-07-03T11:48:57+00:00

"I'm ready to find someone that's wanting to love my kids as much as I do"

You realize that is literally nobody? Even fathers of their own children tend to not love them as much as the mothers. You're expecting someone who's not even the father to love that accident? Get real. That's nuts. At best they'll tolerate, or even like the kid. But there won't be a whole lot of love involved. Why should there be? It's not his damn kid.

Even as a 19 year old you can't be that goddamn naive can you?

Tinkrquest · 2020-07-03T03:07:41+00:00

Don't worry there are countless simps

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-03T03:35:38+00:00

hahaha F no!

2020-07-03T07:36:20+00:00

Lol , well at least she has a sense of humor besides three wholes

hopscotchking · 2020-07-03T09:20:59+00:00

I hate people who spell “and” as “an”

I guess no one is giving her the “d” 😂

Scourmont · 2020-07-03T10:44:08+00:00

There's a guy down the street that's legally required to be on some list. I'm sure he will love your kids as much as you do.

ali1278 · 2020-07-03T12:10:38+00:00

Where are all the good women gone, literally.

SadSaltyCNN · 2020-07-03T14:20:49+00:00

Guarantee she's pregnant in the photo with the beer and vape. After all, she's been pregnant most of the time for a couple years.

She wants a man who will "love my kids as much as I do" = not as much as getting drunk. No loving mother takes pics like that while pregnant.

Dean_Clean · 2020-07-03T15:34:08+00:00

Bahahahaha. Sometimes life and satire seem like the same thing.

yuvrajsama · 2020-07-03T22:29:43+00:00

she seems really happy with alcohol and kids then why she finds happiness on tinder lol

draco19901 · 2020-07-04T01:34:34+00:00

Anyone else feel a disconnect between real life and internet life? Most women I know are nothing like this... I asked some female friends and associates and ~99% said women like this are disgusting.

Ishabaka · 2020-07-04T11:33:22+00:00

"The baby in my womb likely has fetal alcohol syndrome".

2020-07-05T11:15:46+00:00

19 and two kids...

Gackt · 2020-08-03T20:45:31+00:00

Would pump and dump

chinsshouldbeillegal · 2020-07-04T23:32:35+00:00

Hm again, you say all women, but actually you mean the women you had relationships with. Maybe because you only had such crappy experiences with all you girlfriends it is hard for you not to generalize...You say all women, think about your mother, grandmother and so on. If they show this behaviour too, that would mean you never had a better example which, well, would suck even more. So I hope you have at least nice relatives.

It is interesting that all your relationships ended badly, because of the same problems. It reminds me of women who always find and get together with an abusive partner eventhough they know exactly what they are going into. They have psychological issues that need fixing.

I am not trying to say it is your fault that your girlfriends treated you wrong. But maybe you have the same issue, that for some reason you always look for the same type of woman that will, at the end mistreat you?

Title	Good luck with that one
Author	kissyoursister
Upvotes	793
Comments	111
Date	July 2, 2020 9:03 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hk5e0g/good_luck_with_that_one/
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