my tattoos, best response

itiswr1tten · 2020-07-01T16:17:19+00:00

This is an amused mastery situation. Use a fake hippie voice and say some incredible bullshit like

"It means something new every day, maaaannnnn"

Just an example, but you should understand that your answer does not matter, only that you dismiss the question in a fun way

FirstName_LastName4 · 2020-07-01T16:57:55+00:00

Come up with some ridiculous shit thats obviously made up, kinda like agree and amplify.

I dont have tattoos but i have a big scar in my collarbone and when girls ask i say shit like "yeah i was surfing and a shark came and tried to eat, i got this but you should have seen his state"

Use it as an "excuse" to tease and have some fun.

Don_Draper27 · 2020-07-01T17:12:23+00:00

It sounds like girls are just finding an excuse to talk to you.

Try this, "Oh, these are just matching tattoos I've gotten with all my girlfriends." (show your other non-tatooed arm) "So what do you think me and you should get for ours?"

Over60_FireTempered3 · 2020-07-01T18:54:26+00:00

girls will often notice them and ask what they mean

Do you not understand that they are flirting with you? They offered you the opener line, all you have to do is respond and it matters little what you say. You do not have the ability to see opportunities, you only see problems.

The issue is not your tattoos, or what the girls say, or what you should say, it is your head space needs cleaning. Clean out your garbage mental models and see your opportunities instead.

TXJohn83 · 2020-07-01T17:56:29+00:00

Just tell them its a long story and move on. They are looking for something to talk about and the sleeve is an easy thing.

Nighthawk_Black_ · 2020-07-01T16:34:47+00:00

Just tell them they don't mean anything you just like how they look.

Pink_Hanna · 2020-07-01T19:36:12+00:00

Integrity is #1. Always be true to yourself.

To be true to yourself, you have to focus on yourself.

To focus on yourself, you have to know yourself.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2020-07-01T21:10:16+00:00

What kind of impression do you give off? You could say some shit like, "only the dead know..." if you got some sort of dark look goin on. If you look like a hipster you could just say "they dont stand for shit just like me"

WhatRemainsAfter · 2020-07-01T18:57:14+00:00

Make exaggerated stories and share them as your legend in ink form.

Example: I was in amazon and an anaconda attacked the lady on the boat. I jumped to save her. Hence, Local tribemen ranked me with a tattoo.

Have fun and go wild.

TheRedApprentice · 2020-07-01T23:22:38+00:00

Yeah. I get that a lot with my ink, too. I used to explain them but I got tired having to do it all the time so now I always just tell them "I felt like getting a tattoo, so I got one."

brianmcg321 · 2020-07-02T03:08:15+00:00

Just make up some cool stories.

BurntYams · 2020-07-03T10:21:13+00:00

One girl asked what my lizard tattoo was. I said ”I’m sponsored by Sobe”

Title	my tattoos, best response
Author	SmoothAssumption5
Upvotes	4
Comments	17
Date	July 1, 2020 4:11 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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