4 children and as many chins. Children are a package deal unless she can find a babysitter. “Covid wasn’t nice to me”. Neither was life, apparently.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-07-23T16:33:46+00:00

"Chances are I won't message first."

Translation: I match with guys, send messages, and no one replies. I can't handle the rejection, so I'm rejecting you first.

420W33DSN1P3R · 2020-07-23T16:15:45+00:00

Looks like she ate a whole woman, now you get two for the price of one.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-23T16:53:27+00:00

"Chances are I won't message first" - couldn't handle all the men making fun of your weight, huh, fatty?

"I have 4 kids" - for breakfast everyday?!

"covid wasn't nice to me I ate lots lol" - it took a LOT longer than 3-4 months to become THAT fat.

Breaking_the_beta · 2020-07-23T16:22:37+00:00

If anyone has ever watched the movie The Goonies - it looks the Sloth has found his twin sister.

toolate4redpill · 2020-07-23T17:26:48+00:00

Those are summer teeth.......

Summer here summer there

capt_sasuke · 2020-07-23T17:32:32+00:00

Without reading her profile and just going by her picture. I would like to offer some free advice to females in a similar predicament as the creature in this photo.

Hairline: She needs to have a hair transplant done in conjunction with a 2x daily regiment of Rogaine. Her forehead looks massive due to hairloss.
Rhinoplasty: She is in dire need of a nose job. Her nose does not match her head shape or facial features.
Facial reconstruction: She needs to trim her cheekbones. She looks ugly as sin.
Poor eye spacing: This might be indicative of a low I.Q smh. I'm not sure if there is any surgery that can be done to mitigate this.
Dental work: She needs to get her 'teeths' fixed. She cannot smile properly due to shame over how her 'teeths' look.
Sunlight: No offense to any of our Caucasian posters or SJW lurkers but I do not find translucent skin attractive. She needs to get an hour of sunlight a day.
Diet and exercise: She is morbidly obese. Her exercise routine should consist of - 7 days a week of intense cardio and 1 hour daily of moderate resistance training. Her diet should be low - fat, calories, carbs for at least a year.
Surgery: Once all of the above is achieved, she will need lipo and skin removal to get rid of her excess skin.

After she takes all of the above steps, she will go from a 1/10 to maybe a 3/10. If this female were a guy. She would TOTALLY be an incel with all of her deficits.

Now, after reading her profile I have this to say:

Arrogant: "Chances are I won't message first". Like BYTCH plz, you ain't shit!
4 kids: Honestly, at this point I would have blocked her. No way I would ever mingle with a single mother much less one with 4 fatherless children. Yikes!
Obese: I guarantee you she is bigger in real life. She packed the quarantine 30. Why are people using quarantine as an excuse to pack on weight? I don't get it. Eat a salad you gluttonous fuckwad!
Smoker: Even though she is morbidly obese, she doesn't have the restraint to stop smoking. Disgusting!

This female is a trainwreck. I'm sure there are people who will still reach out to her but gentlemen, a word is enough for the wise. There is no good that will come from mingling with a disaster like this one.

Massap24 · 2020-07-23T16:36:44+00:00

This woman blames COVID for her being unhealthy in every way imaginable HA! Get in lines boys the hamster wheel is strong with this one.

2020-07-23T17:16:54+00:00

Just wow. She’s got balls bigger than her chins.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-23T18:33:54+00:00

Some guy, some where, nailed her four times. : (

ChadInKorea · 2020-07-23T18:00:44+00:00

31? I though she was 40.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2020-07-23T19:09:09+00:00

You've heard the old joke "How do you turn a dog into a fox? Drink six beers."

In this case, better get yourself a keg.

2020-07-24T02:41:31+00:00

I think it goes without saying that you would get sex on the first date with this one she's gagging for it, even willing to get a baby sitter!!! What a shame she fell out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down, or it could have been an easy lay!!!

divorceddad1991halo · 2020-07-24T11:06:09+00:00

Which guys were desperate enough to get their jizz into this science experiment?

Jimmy2shites · 2020-07-24T16:56:34+00:00

Holy fuck, what the fuck is that thing.

When I clicked on this link, I was actually startled.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-23T16:39:45+00:00

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Adam95x · 2020-07-24T23:32:31+00:00

Beers*

juliecov3 · 2020-08-06T14:10:30+00:00

sorry u/BurnTheOil but...weren’t you JUST posting pictures of your weight loss journey not too long ago? Where you were 310 pounds? This is sad lol

Title	4 children and as many chins. Children are a package deal unless she can find a babysitter. “Covid wasn’t nice to me”. Neither was life, apparently.
Author	BurnTheOil
Upvotes	52
Comments	33
Date	July 22, 2020 11:30 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hw4qae/4_children_and_as_many_chins_children_are_a/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/4-children-and-as-many-chins-children-are-a.715795 https://theredarchive.com/post/715795

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