I'm 5'10 and work with this obnoxious prick who thinks he's better than everyone else. He usually gets away with crap that other employees can't just because "he's good", and acts like he's the sexiest man in the office. Btw, we work with 10 women and he takes no shit from any of them, ie, whenever they say crap to him he throws crap back at them and they always complain about him, but usually try to keep it down for fear of being "put on the spot" by this guy. He thinks he's the shit and none of them would fuck him, but he doesn't know it lol.
He's muscular and, while not very tall, ain't very short either. The other day, however, we were fixing some stuff in the office and he had to take his shoes off... and what the bloody fuck, he must have been 5'5 instead of the usual 5'7-ish... Of course there was no woman around to see him as virtually all of them would have been taller than him...
The next day during A coffee break I found a way to bring up the issue in the form of a joke, ie, something like "you know, like the trick Pete pulls, where his shoes make him 10cm taller hahaha"
He looked at me like "wtf?", and I winked at him and said "don't worry man, you are ok even if you are short". He looked at me incredulously and then turned to one of the women and said "someone's jealous today... please pay attention to him every now and then", and left the room.
I said he was the usual child to the women in the room and we all left, but wtf, he lies wearing big shoes or even lifts and then gets angry when you call him out on it? Am I wrong here?
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