The sh*t tests never end, even from female friends. Unbelievable.

Iqbal40862715 · 2020-12-17T13:01:01+00:00

They never stop. It gets to a point where you want to fail them so she will shut the fuck up.

Bitch I'm not jumping through hoops to please you. Towards the end of my marriage my ex wife was being a twat. She asked what would happen if a burglar broke in? I said he'd choke you to death because he'd want you to shut up too.

I'm proud of this guy! Telling her to fuck off without doing it.

reedabosco · 2020-12-17T13:09:23+00:00

Boring people get bored

Zachjsrf · 2020-12-17T13:11:02+00:00

"I'm not your entertainment bitch, show me your tits" works every time

Bombinic · 2020-12-17T12:30:23+00:00

Attaboi.

TopBottomRight · 2020-12-17T13:42:07+00:00

To be fair, who the fuck responds at 3am. Bitch you ain't getting a response till 8am. Thank you Apple Sleep!

battle-obsessed · 2020-12-17T12:56:00+00:00

I wonder what she actually wanted out of that text

figwhistler · 2020-12-17T13:19:56+00:00

The correct answer is: get a cat

Tryingcameleon · 2020-12-17T15:34:43+00:00

It amazes me how woman think of themselves as the king and we are the court jesters

ncarolina66 · 2020-12-17T13:36:05+00:00

Try sticking a carrot up your twat!

SuperiorFarter · 2020-12-17T16:54:50+00:00

It is not possible to be "friends" with a woman. If a woman is talking to you at all, it means she wants to use you somehow.

Gloval1 · 2020-12-17T14:19:49+00:00

The last time I had a 'female friend' was in high school. All she ever wanted from me was someone to talk to when her other friends weren't around and for me to drive her to the burger joint to buy a drink. I was mostly fine with it as I had nothing better to do, but when I could have used some support when I went to college several hours from home, of course she rarely answered my calls or mails and it only went downhill from there. She didn't even speak to me when I attended her graduation two years later, which honestly hurt me very much. It was a valuable lesson that friendships with women are an asinine waste of time. She recently tried to add me on social media, I kinda chuckled as I deleted the request.

plebbitor24601 · 2020-12-17T19:12:31+00:00

If someone constantly demands that you prove your worth to them, they're not worth your time. if you want to be my friend, fine, but I don't exist just to amuse you.

She isn't even suggesting an activity, she's just demanding that you entertain her like some kind of court jester. Why are you even friends with this girl? She has nothing to offer, not even a stimulating conversation.

HeesJasonVoorhees99 · 2020-12-17T14:18:01+00:00

It's not my job to keep you happy. - Patrice O'Neal

DKN3 · 2020-12-17T14:57:30+00:00

Gentlemen we are at war

EndTimesDestroyer · 2020-12-17T15:17:12+00:00

"I said get a dog, not become a bitch"

MichaelSkarn_FBI · 2020-12-17T15:10:00+00:00

Best response would be no response.

psypD · 2020-12-17T14:10:02+00:00

At 3am I think the better approach was to ask her over to ride your dong,

hopscotchking · 2020-12-17T15:07:00+00:00

He didn’t fall for her shit so she got mad.

In other news, the sky is blue.

9trogenta · 2020-12-17T15:40:52+00:00

"Entertain me"

She might be your friend but you're not her friend you're her servant.

tsundokume · 2020-12-17T19:07:54+00:00

Yeah good shit OP, men don’t exist for women’s comfort. You’re nicer than me about it though because I would’ve told her lame ass to fuck off and never text me some bullshit like that to me again. Who tf does she think she is, Elizebeth II?

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-18T01:03:40+00:00

I have two female friends who might actually pass as friends.

They reach out to actually ask how I'm doing, make plans to visit, etc.

Stories like yours: nah, no room for any more.

"Let's just be friends."

How'bout those who say that just be gone, because you clearly don't give a damn about me anyway, and you can watch and cry as I continue to rise in my career?

cerealbih · 2020-12-18T07:52:03+00:00

Entitled as fuck. They’re not even trying at this point.

giantgladiator · 2020-12-21T14:38:52+00:00

Your friend told you that?

What is wrong with these people, I don't know if it's cause I'm young but none of the girls I'm close enough with to text would do me that.

Revolutionary-Swan29 · 2020-12-17T13:09:46+00:00

A bitch for a bitch. What’s unfair about that?

darzamat · 2020-12-17T15:50:21+00:00

You're only as useful to her as what she gets from you !

2020-12-17T16:57:18+00:00

2:25AM

Oh my ugly-ass pussy needs some attention lemme text man so they will give me the attention I need haha Im genious!!

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-17T18:14:33+00:00

Same thing here, female friends were just asking me for free shit all the time. When I was more blue pilled, I had one who asked me to get her dog food once and after the second time, always assumed I was going to buy dog food for her.

TigPlaze · 2020-12-17T19:09:52+00:00

Perfect response though.

realChebz · 2020-12-17T21:40:21+00:00

Entertain me monkey

RegiusGeralt · 2020-12-18T00:37:06+00:00

If it were me, it will be just seen then don't answer.

HeesJasonVoorhees99 · 2020-12-19T07:56:04+00:00

"female friend" is an oxymoron.

Title	The sh*t tests never end, even from female friends. Unbelievable.
Author	guitardude70
Upvotes	358
Comments	85
Date	December 17, 2020 11:54 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/kew3q7/the_sht_tests_never_end_even_from_female_friends/
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