At 30 had enough of the bar bad boys, where is the manager to wife me up?

rahsoft · 2020-10-30T22:17:56+00:00

I looking for the manager

is your name Karen by any chance ???

adriannmng · 2020-10-30T21:45:35+00:00

Guys, I just can’t help it. These delusional chicks profiles keep popping out. The feminist train it’s running fully on course to derailment, none are strong and independent, they all search for the good and old providers. In this case labelled “the manager” of the bad boys.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-10-30T21:52:02+00:00

She's not looking for a guy who's working at a restaurant? How many bar tenders has she fucked?

Overkillengine · 2020-10-30T21:57:45+00:00

Funny how they always wanna change trains mid trip.

Should have gotten on the right train at the Teens and Twenties station if you wanted any other destinations. Board whatever train you want ladies, but I have no sympathy for you when it's obvious that the trains go to different places.

Also: The usual observation that looking for anything long term as a primary goal on TINDER A HOOKUP APP, indicates that she is stupid or dishonest or both.

adriannmng · 2020-10-30T23:02:29+00:00

We have the hamster at work here. Let’s translate:

Real guy = long term relationship; Treat me well = have finances to spare for my Pakistani bed throws and pillow covers; Option for future = wife my post wall ass up; Not looking for a guy working at the restaurant = oops, slipped up, so far I was just into Chads; I looking for the manager = waatgm; If you are looking just for fun swipe left = ooops, slipped again, fun was all I cared about, the past doesn’t matter though.

Yeah, time to look for some cats, the “manager”’has left the building.

Edit: P.S. And I am looking for the “real man” on Tinder because doing the same thing must yield different results at some point.

mustangfrank · 2020-10-30T22:07:29+00:00

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mustangfrank · 2020-10-31T00:05:18+00:00

Tell me sweat cakes, what have you been doing for the last 10 year of your life? Why, now the desire to find a manager in your life?

I bet if you listed your body count, you would see that you fucked your best years away and rejected or friend zoned good men to fuck bad bois. At 30, you are aging out and losing out to younger women and even some of the beta bois are not looking at you any more.

Oh well, good luck, you will need it.

shrinkshooter · 2020-10-30T22:12:30+00:00

If you're looking just for fun I'm not the one for you

I'm not looking just for a ONS

Chalking this one up to oblivious hypocrisy yet accidental honesty.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-10-31T00:28:18+00:00

"I'm not looking just for a One-Night-Stand" - tough, because so far, I can already tell that's about as long as most guys will put up with you.

"I'm searching a real guy taking care and treat me well" - it seems you need to search for an English tutor.

"That's the reason why I'm not looking for a guy working at the restaurant ore somthing like this" - is that a geology joke? Those aren't very gneiss. I guess I took your niceness for granite. I marble at how rude you actually are.

"I looking for a manager" - what, you want to complain about me? You go ahead. Just be sure to spell my name correctly, and put the hyphen in the correct spot.

"Please swip left" - bitch, are you STILL talking?!

KingRobotPrince · 2020-10-31T00:58:12+00:00

How do you manage to misspell “or”

silly_birb · 2020-10-30T23:53:30+00:00

And left she was.

jzck20 · 2020-10-30T22:17:37+00:00

I guess if you speak like that, the manager will not be impressed.

You can't blame her that she wants to be ambitious and try to date someone financially well off but how come she fails to realize that she may get better results if she hides her ulterior motives.

Or may be she's not really trying to get the manager. In any case, get your shit together

MrNeurotypical · 2020-10-31T02:00:56+00:00

Written as well as a true Bangkok whore whose second language is English. After a brief chat she lets you know she's a hoe and charges.

N8thani3l · 2020-10-31T04:47:19+00:00

Since she mentioned restaurants, she either likes to eat food or eat the sausage of her waiter. I think she likes both. She's getting fatter and older. She's had her fun. She has been ran through more times than a subway turnstile. And after getting busted in many times, she's looking for a "manager ", to be the clean up guy in her hallway. Grocery store page blares, "Clean up on aisle 6, multiple gallons of milk were spilled! "

Alturius · 2020-10-31T15:39:07+00:00

"I'm not looking JUST for a One-Night-Stand"

So she's looking for a one-night-stand.

Suk1tUpButterCup · 2020-10-31T01:06:36+00:00

Oh geez... it's the KAREN of TINDER! She wants the "manager" NOW after dealing with all the subordinates... sorry, the "manager" is busy doing someone... er something else... soooooo, That's a hard NO... now GTFO...

ronoda12 · 2020-10-31T03:06:34+00:00

She can go back straight to the gutter she crawled out from

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-10-31T03:08:55+00:00

Ps.. look at my boobs

KingRobotPrince · 2020-10-31T08:42:50+00:00

"I'm want the manager, not the waiter. Because the manager will want a serious relationship and treat me well, while the waiter will not and will treat me badly."

There's literally no reason that the waiter won't treat her well and the manager be a huge dick. She just wants a guy with more money but she's too scared of being judged (as she should be) for admitting it.

withrowsprings · 2020-10-31T11:39:11+00:00

I found my ex-wife on the tinder. Her profile is simple

"Used, cheap, available"

laptopdragon · 2020-10-31T12:22:09+00:00

a little bit of honesty in this one..

"if you're looking for fun, swipe left" has me laughing.

Tsnacker77 · 2020-10-31T00:58:22+00:00

"I looking for..."

attongirdeaux · 2020-10-31T06:22:01+00:00

Is English her first language? I know non-English speakers that can formulate sentences better than her.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-10-31T06:26:33+00:00

Oh she's too mature for me, I can't handle her.

someevilwhitemen · 2020-10-31T10:58:43+00:00

she already blows out all the bartenders now she wants to blow some money out of a guy for a change

Alturius · 2020-10-31T14:24:01+00:00

So it has taken you all this time to reach the age of 30 and get acquainted with The Wall by the time you decide you are not looking for fun or a one-night-stand? I'm sorry miss, but you have left things far too late. Time is against you, compressing your biology, making it more likely that you will be desperate to get a permanent LTR and children.

TOO LITTLE! TOO LATE!

A recent poster on this reddit gave an example of Backwards Planning from his military experience. We have a similar thing in IT software development. Start with the Go Live then work backwards estimating how long you will need to deploy the code, test it, develop it, design it and capture the requirements. You cannot release software until it has been designed, built, tested and deployed. Each stage has what we call a "Drop Dead Date", which is the absolute latest date that a phase must be completed by for the project to stand any chance of delivering the code successfully by the Go Live Date. Typically Testing is the last phase and the one area that gets squeezed if design and development overrun their dead lines.

I'm a Tester by profession and one of our core principles is "TEST EARLY", so we try to get involved at the project's inception. The same is true for women and dating, they should be entering Long Term Relationships EARLY to allow sufficient time to be in their most fertile phase and also offers some contingency for if things do not go to plan. Her eggs have an End Date and a Shelf Life. Leaving things so late is like asking me to test a system in a week that I know needs 2 months to test properly, so corners are cut, things get missed. Same with women leaving it too late to want a serious relationship and a family. Corners must be cut, compromises must be made if she is hell bent on getting to the altar and maternity hospital within the finite time frame dictated by her fertility.

Women who are wanting it all, leave things too late, but this comes at a price. Thus, any man interested in such a woman feels pressured into a relationship, engagement, marriage and children too early, gets cold feet and then leaves the relationship. What man wants this constant pressure from her Biological Clock of wedding in T-minus 3 months, baby in T -minus 12 months?

The sad part about profiles like this is that all the pain could be avoided if they had acted a lot sooner instead of wasting time messing around on the cock carousel.

divorcedbp · 2020-10-31T15:08:04+00:00

I’m not sure what this stupid bint is looking for - ‘ore something’? Do I need to bring a chunk of bauxite to our date? Dating in 2020 is so confusing.

Title	At 30 had enough of the bar bad boys, where is the manager to wife me up?
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	164
Comments	51
Date	October 30, 2020 9:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/jl5t6v/at_30_had_enough_of_the_bar_bad_boys_where_is_the/
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