FDS + Vetting -> matrix-like bullet dodging

daisy_0720 · 2021-01-29T07:15:18+00:00

Even dating apps know men ain't shit and are doing everything in their power to dupe women into swiping right. Is it Bumble or Hinge that is like "you've swiped on everyone in your area. Why not lower your standards and try again?"

ScrotonimoStilton · 2021-01-28T22:17:15+00:00

Okay that comeback was incredible. Hoaah!

Gloomy-Ad3145 · 2021-01-29T04:23:30+00:00

Pro-tip: most combat vets never grow as people after their tour. They become arrogant, abusive, manipulative assholes. Best case scenario: a divorce with alimony and child support. Worst case? You're raped and killed. Stay safe. Never date a war vet.

kittycakes22 · 2021-01-29T07:40:43+00:00

My dads a good hardworking man who was in the military. I don’t think I’d date a military guy cause most are asshole, toxic overly masculine republicans. My dad didn’t really fit in there which makes sense.

nenindis · 2021-01-29T15:33:57+00:00

Okay but that "Unlike our troops, I can dodge a bullet" part had me legit laughing.

2021-01-29T05:54:04+00:00

As a person in the military, I cringed because I know most of the world doesn’t like us... but I get the sentiment so here is an upvote, I guess.

randomgirlimok · 2021-01-29T03:44:05+00:00

If your man is on leave for many months or a year, where do you think he is getting sex from?

Title	FDS + Vetting -> matrix-like bullet dodging
Author	superheroxnerd
Upvotes	295
Comments	8
Date	January 28, 2021 8:03 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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