I’m old, fat, and ugly, but don’t you dare be the same

silverstonethethird · 2021-01-10T07:47:40+00:00

If you switch the gender and it disqualifies you by your own standards you might not even have what you're looking for in a partner. Good luck with the cats, lady

adriannmng · 2021-01-10T10:31:34+00:00

“WHERES THE HOTTIES”. Typical 40+ entitled female nowadays looking for some ridiculously handsome guy. Because that’s what romance movies and books told her. And all in caps. Sure, you go Queen, slay the dating game....with cats and wine.

SammySilver09 · 2021-01-10T08:07:55+00:00

She should have said. "I want the opposite of me."

silly_birb · 2021-01-10T09:35:08+00:00

What "real conversations" can anyone have with a hoe like her?

Oh wait, she means "i want to talk about marriage asap"

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-10T11:15:16+00:00

Blood type = Gravy

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-01-10T11:14:06+00:00

Her body is gross, but her attitude is even more disgusting.

SolitaireOG · 2021-01-10T10:18:15+00:00

Ah, Modesto... Welcome to Meth Valley

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-01-10T10:21:53+00:00

Show her face

MC_Batsy · 2021-01-10T10:51:19+00:00

Why is she yelling?

evergreen35 · 2021-01-10T16:06:34+00:00

FUCK OFF RETARDED FAT WHORE!!!

2021-01-10T12:11:07+00:00

This individual is an aggressive, deluded, entitled, doublethinking waste of time. That's the kind of individual that Mr. Reality takes a look at and thinks "I guess I'll wait until time has worn her down a bit."

Always wondered how doublethink works, sadly the answer was very banal.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-01-10T09:49:18+00:00

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Miserable-Lemon · 2021-01-10T13:52:25+00:00

So fat, ugly, old and a flaming hypocrite?

Sluice_Mountain · 2021-01-10T14:32:30+00:00

Modesto....poor thing

meerita · 2021-01-10T14:37:45+00:00

She called her decaying parts “goods”? Lol

reallymental · 2021-01-10T14:55:26+00:00

If you read through the lines, this lady has listed the characteristics of ALL the type of men she has given her pussy to. Women will eventually tell on themselves.

One-Move · 2021-01-10T16:12:37+00:00

Ok, we get it, no longer 120lbs, but why on earth dress like a sausage? This dress is outlawed by the Geneva convention (cruel weaponry)

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-01-10T17:42:00+00:00

High demands with a low credit score.

Sound and fury signifying nothing.

Alturius · 2021-01-10T17:43:42+00:00

An old boiler looking for stokers, to fan the illusory flames that she's "Still Got It" when she's twice the age of women who really "Have got it" (albeit for a short while until they hit 25-ish)!

What is the "Got It!"? YOUTH! BEAUTY! HEALTH! Unfortunately these key attributes that determine a female's place in the sexual market, have long since deserted this woman.

Pimp87 · 2021-01-10T17:28:13+00:00

Ewww this should come with a disclaimer

withrowsprings · 2021-01-10T15:04:03+00:00

Capitalism... I hate it.

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-01-10T15:46:00+00:00

What delusional fool would take up her offer of fat rolls and entitlement.

phoenixgreek · 2021-01-10T16:06:44+00:00

Walking, a hobby?

One-Move · 2021-01-10T16:12:30+00:00

Ok, we get it, no longer 120lbs, but why on earth dress like a sausage? This dress is outlawed by the Geneva convention (cruel weaponry)

squirrelklan · 2021-01-11T02:07:41+00:00

Lmfao ! This is totally dating in Modesto all in one pic.

JohnDoe721 · 2021-01-10T16:04:53+00:00

Visible tattoos

EffectiveBlackCat · 2021-01-11T16:08:23+00:00

More rolls than Gregg's. And a disgusting attitude. Ugly fat body but doesn't want ugly or fat men... Pot kettle black. Here I'll insert my puke emoji which you expect from 10-16 year olds not 40 year olds 🤮

Aldabruzzo · 2021-01-11T18:10:28+00:00

I fucking hate people! Who!! Exclaim!!! EVERYTHING!!!

AND THEY FEEL THE NEED TO SHOUT IN ALL CAPS!!! AND IT REALLY IS SHOUTING BECAUSE OF THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

happychickenpalace · 2021-01-12T05:56:04+00:00

It's Tinder, you dumbass. Why the fuck you swiping right on those men for?

oh_no_aliens · 2021-01-12T20:54:57+00:00

Fucking disgusting

Title	I’m old, fat, and ugly, but don’t you dare be the same
Author	J3ffSpicoli
Upvotes	257
Comments	43
Date	January 10, 2021 7:29 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kua0zx/im_old_fat_and_ugly_but_dont_you_dare_be_the_same/
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