Hit me with your best RP quotes. I'm composing a small library of RP theory and in one of the documents I want all the hardcore RP Truths in a as short and concise manner as possible. Of course I plan on sharing the whole thing here some day.

So hit me with your best quotes, doesn't matter if you came across it in a Youtube comment section, in a TRP post, a comedy show, real life or a book. I'll post a couple in the comments myself as well.