"i am cold" ("can i have your jacket")

Woot_Ang · 2016-12-16T19:57:19+00:00

I am cold.

"Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather!"

fnordsnord · 2016-12-16T19:28:47+00:00

Heh. For no good reason, I am reminded of the first time I UNDERSTOOD "womanspeak."

I walked out on to a porch at a party.

"My cat is not allowed outdoors."

"Oh."

Pauses to examine the view.

"Why the fuck did she tell me her cat is not allowed outdoors? I'm not catsitting for her. OH! I left the porch door open. 'My cat is not allowed outdoors' is womanspeak for 'please close the door.'"

deadwoodcylon · 2016-12-16T19:13:06+00:00

"I want you to put your big strong arms around me, keep me warm, and make me feel safe. Then I want you to ravish me like I've never been ravished."

Don't give her your jacket, hug her close.

CommodoreSillyPants · 2016-12-16T18:26:53+00:00

If she wears it straight to your bed, then sure.

Avskygod0 · 2016-12-16T19:52:57+00:00

No, put jacket over her instead with you still inside

having a long jacket short girl helps

abc69 · 2016-12-16T19:04:52+00:00

My response: "yeah, I'm cold too, that's why I brought a jacket"

I personally wouldn't give her my coat/jacket since I want to put her value below mine. She doesn't deserve to wear my jacket.

youcantdenythat · 2016-12-17T02:11:32+00:00

"i am cold"

come here baby, I'll warm ya up

dr_warlock · 2016-12-16T22:10:12+00:00

Tell her to close her eyes, unzip your jacket, zip her inside with you so she's trapped against your body then hug from the outside and give a few tickles.

Money_Bags97 · 2016-12-17T17:23:24+00:00

"STFU you cunt and suck my dick cause I'm an awesome Chad!"

JackGetsIt · 2016-12-17T18:25:16+00:00

This is micro managing. If you haven't fucked her and it's not that cold out don't give her the jacket but the situation would depend on a lot of other factors for anyone piece of advice to fit right. If you really have to worry about whether or not giving a girl your jacket is going to be 'alpha' or not then you might have some trouble with the bigger picture stuff.

tttsss123 · 2016-12-17T19:03:18+00:00

"awwwh, i also understand what it's like to be cold"

Lice138 · 2016-12-16T18:42:24+00:00

Personally if its cold out I will offer my jacket before she asks, but yeah

Title	"i am cold" ("can i have your jacket")
Author	xxxrivenmainxxx
Upvotes	14
Comments	32
Date	December 16, 2016 6:24 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/5ipt6h/i_am_cold_can_i_have_your_jacket/
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